Episodes

SEASON ONE FINALE Oh, dear listener. What else is there to say? We finally come to the point of no return, the Magnum of this Opus, the precipice of intrigue and danger. And waiting for us at the end of it all is the one thin...

If you’re going to hit Lord Bartholomew, you’d better be certain to do it right. You’re going to need a crew full of psychopaths, just as crazy as you are. You’ll definitely need at least one highly-persuasive chef, a nightma...

After you fight an ancient elemental demon capable of total destruction, there are a few things you simply must do. First, you have to engage in a productive chat with any nearby minions in order to smooth over the rising ten...

You ever tried to cut a deal with an ancient and powerful fire elemental? Turns out, they’re not very business savvy. In this episode, we attempt to gather enough horsepower to gas up an entire airship, we flail blindly while...

Bask in the glory of conquest! Revel in victory! Ding dong, the Groka is dead! Gather the spoils of war, ride through the night in wonderful jubilee, and save your cursed brother-in-law! Wait, what? Oh yeah, there are, like, ...

What the Groka did you just Groking say about me, you little Boogeyman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer’s Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Skeletons, and I have...

Somebody call Earth, Wind, and Fire because we’re gonna groove tonight! When an ancient zoo curator offers to let you ride her giant frog into the swamplands in order to make it deep into the heart of the hot and dry “oasisn’...

Life doesn’t often bring along people who are genuinely good. People who are kind hearted, generous, and fun to be around. These types of people will help you in times of need, feed you when you’re hungry, and lift your spiri...

Every once in a while, you get to just spend a nice afternoon with your friends. The weather is perfect, the air smells crisp and fresh, and there are so many beautiful sights to just take in and remind you how wonderful it i...

Get in, losers! We’re going shopping! But first, we should probably finish dealing with that giant Zombodile, I guess. Glint has a dream, reflections in a mirror require deep introspection from Fiddles, our elf friends might ...

Do you like chameleons? Do you like magic brownies? How about rage-fueled bloodmatches? Perfect. Oh, no reason. Just wondering. In this one, we find some jewelery, Glint tells his first ever secret, and Ridley has a… question...

You know what they say: fourteen thumbs are better than ten! Thankfully we've got a surplus of thumbs in this episode, along with an overabundance of "little guys". But that's not all! Fiddlesticks learns that you can, in fac...

Just when you think you know somebody, they turn around and try to kidnap an all-powerful wizard from his home through force and violence. You just can’t trust anybody these days. There’s more loot, friendships grow stronger,...

What do you get when a group of adventurers meets a mysterious wizard’s tower? Turns out, kind of a disaster. In this episode, you'll find a heartfelt moment between a grizzled songsmith and a nervous inventor, a (very) cool ...

*knock knock* Housekeeping! We’ve got some level-em-ups, a mysterious dream sequence, and even a hot, fresh Donny track! Not to mention plenty of new spells, skills, and abilities. After the juicy level-ups, our crew finds th...

Out of the frying pan and into a different, hotter frying pan; there’s not much time to rest before some serious decisions have to be made. When faced with the prospect of eternal servitude to a Vampirate crew, our adventurer...

It’s a fight episode! Our fledgling crew never seems to grow tired of finding new ways to get into pretty big trouble. Not only is there a nightmarish number of giant spiders to battle, there’s also a raging inferno to dodge,...

Something sinister stirs beneath the ruins of an ancient abbey as our heroes are hounded by skittering and screeching arachnid adversaries! Meanwhile, on the surface, a group of treasure hunters invites the party to participa...

PART TWO OF OUR TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE Our heroes have uncovered a terrible truth about their captors — and about the mark on their wrists. Now, they must embark on a mission to a nearby ruined abbey to prove their loyalty to t...

PART ONE OF OUR TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of ad...