Episodes
Chapter 30: To Sleep, Perchance To Level Up
What is there to do after an exhausting snake fight and hasty retreat from a zombified Beholder but to sleep, and dream of leveling up? That is, if we can make it past all these protesters and figure out who dug around in our...
Chapter 29: My Titanoboa Don't Want None
Let this episode be a warning to you, all you who are canonically caked up! Juicy dumpers, beware! Titanoboas, much like anacondas, do want some if you got buns, hun. "Some", in this case, meaning "to squeeze the ever-loving ...
Chapter 27: Dear Old N.B.U.
They used to hold our hands, now they hold our hearts. We're excited to welcome you and your student to campus for a special weekend honoring all of our Near By University families, featuring a tour straight through the heart...
Chapter 26: Oilsworn
Let us get this straight. Cyborg vampires. As in, half-robot, half-undead monster. The unholy fusion of incomprehensible technology and insatiable hunger. And they want to fight us? And we want to fight them back? Oh boy. Ima...
Chapter 25: At The Window, To The Walls
The vampire civil war in Gatherhold is really heating up. Or actually, freezing…down? You’ll see what we mean. Fortunately, your favorite local amateur sports team, The Wed Socks, is on the case. Shady college bullies, an off...
Chapter 24: Where Have All The Good Managers Gone?
We’re a pretty experienced group of adventurers. We’ve killed the Boogeyman. We’ve summoned both a kraken and a coatl to fight our enemies. We’ve made deals with gods. We’ve stolen from politicians. We’ve battled the same T-R...
Chapter 23: Gladiators? More Like "Sad-She-Ate-Her"
You know that thing where you’d like to try your hand at professional sports, but instead you get tricked into fighting a Tyrannosaurus rex , and right when you think you’ve defeated it, the necromancers in the crowd bring it...
Chapter 22: Once Bitten, Twice Die
There’s nothing quite like visiting a new town. The smells, the food, the barbaric athletic events with rabid roaring fans. I’m sure we’ll figure it out, right? Nothing weird going on for sure. Nope, just a regular town with ...
Chapter 21: The Adventure Re-Begins
SEASON TWO PREMIERE Boy, that was a long rest! You wouldn’t believe how full our spell slots are now. We’re picking up right where we left off. Our only instructions? Fly the airship in a straight line. What’s waiting at the ...