One-Shot: Evergreen, Pt. 1

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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you very much.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, are you ready?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so nervous.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the chest is all tight.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Let's go where about to take this stage.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Look at all the people.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They're here to see us perform.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Have a great, have a great, have a great, have a great.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Nine o'clock on a Saturday.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's exactly what you hear as the party awaits backstage is a crowd screaming at the top of their lungs for evergreen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I thought you meant Billy Joel's.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You're older than for us.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're open or jelly bowl.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Jelly bowl.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chili bowl.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chili bowl.

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[UNKNOWN]: Chili bowl.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chili bowl.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No way to get away.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You'll code outside.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Just want to have a killable.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As we all know, Billy Jill's Christmas persona has finished his opening.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The crowd is, again, chanting for Evergreen in a crowded Madison Square Garden.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is a crisp 22 degrees on December 23rd.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ooh, the clock has not struck midnight yet, but it will by the time you're said is over.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would like you to introduce yourself the way that Evergreen loves to and every single Evergreen concert.

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[SPEAKER_05]: One by one and how you introduce yourself to the crowd.

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[SPEAKER_05]: is this like us coming out on stage or are we walking up to the mic of being like hi this is not this person I mean like if that's how your character does that that feels unlikely but one by one the party I guess the band comes out and there's like a little slideshow you know the the given up for the sound guy that put in a lot of work to make sure these intros are crisp

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, I think what happens is because I think the best way to start is with rhythm how you would start any song.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And I think the lights go out because that's when you know we're about to come on.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And enough people in this audience I'm guessing have been doing evergreen concert before.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So many of the people are...

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[SPEAKER_07]: grabbing you, you start to see like glow sticks that are all glowing green and getting ready and preparing out there in the dark and outwalks chuck.

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[SPEAKER_07]: To just, I, to be honest, if we're really trying to pitch Evergreen's vibe as a whole, she's a bit of an outcast, but I know that she's got some people in the front row.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And she walks out and she's kind of bouncing back and forth, a little bit of Apollo Creed vibe.

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[SPEAKER_07]: bouncing a little bit faster and then she pulls off a beanie that she's wearing in this gorgeous dusty blonde hair falls.

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[SPEAKER_07]: After she takes out her two hair picks which are these glowing she infused drumsticks that are green and does a big like ca ca ca ca four beats and everybody does together in unison as the lights pulse.

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[SPEAKER_07]: and then she runs over and flips as she often does into her seat and starts laying down the rest of the group.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mm.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Cool, nice.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The video screens light up with the name Chuck and lime green.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Who's next?

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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, if the rhythm section's coming out first, then, uh, I guess, what side of the stage are you on?

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[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Chuck?

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[SPEAKER_08]: You dead center?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I feel dead center, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Well then, in that case, as the lights are still kind of dim on stage, a spotlight hits stage left.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And you hear the crack of an explosion as a smoke bomb blows right where the spotlight is into plume of smoke, erupts.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And when the smoke clears, there's nobody there, because Panera walked out from stage right and just sort of slunk on over to where the drums are.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, she's she's tall and lanky.

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[SPEAKER_08]: She's got long braids.

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[SPEAKER_08]: She's in a red Britney Spears jump suit and She's holding a big thick base ready to lay down some But Licks And she has if there was such thing as as less than no expression

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[SPEAKER_08]: She has somehow managed to reach into the negative of expression, and she is as blank of a slate, as can be, as she just, I mean, she's leaning so far back that you think she's about to tip over, as she's just bobbing and plucking this base right along with Chuck on those drums, and we are absolutely rumbly.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Madison Square.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The screens, uh, proceed to the next name and they're in McNamara in this like crimson red.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's a very particular group of fans that very small Chuck and Panera have.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They tend to congregate together, but if you did like a Venn diagram of people's favorite.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all's fans are very close.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Who's next?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think that as Panerra gets in the position, the lights in Madison Square Garden got there's a huge boom, rattling the subs, rattling the seats of evidence in here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There's no light at all.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We can see maybe our little magic ones are starting to glow and light up.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then you can just see this faint outline on the stage.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I imagine the camera's like pretty far back and then it was bleeds.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's faint outline of snowflakes, just like appearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They're like an electric blue lighting up snowflake shapes appearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: As we get in closer, we realize it's Kianni.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And Kianni has a plus six to acrobatics.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And so Kianni is flipping, doing backhand springs and cartwheels all around the stage.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And she has piping on her white jump suit that she's wearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And as she whirls around the stage and her white jumps suit her long white ponytail,

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[SPEAKER_10]: whipping through the air behind her the lights on her suit are lighting up in this pattern to make snowflakes and then she finally circles the whole stage and lands right at her ice blue electric guitar and picks up yeah very cool like you said icy blue cayenne the on the screens

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[SPEAKER_05]: next.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel the lights.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You be the big.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I want to be the front.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought we were doing K-pop band and we were all going to be singers in this band.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And now I feel like I'm the only vocalist and I'm very nervous.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, we probably all sang.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We're all wearing, we're all wearing.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We do all, we absolutely all sing.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We do all the way to whether we're even playing our instruments if I'm being honest.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a guitar here, a guitar.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's very closely at Kionese.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's not real.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's a bunch of 808's of beat drops in these songs.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a huge trending topic on Twitter, whether or not you guys are actually playing the trend.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I do say Twitter because Elon Musk does not exist in this world.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very good.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I like that world.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's my favorite version.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Tesla's are still okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Tesla, Elon Musk is not explicitly Nicola Tesla.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So the next character comes out to the stage in a Tesla.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They call it Tesla, the famous wizard.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Ha ha ha.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So, as this, as this woman takes the stage, I think the band starts to play something that feels a little bit more, a little bit more like amped.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There's a little bit more chug.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now we have a guitar on stage.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And this woman walks out and she's got dark blue hair, I see blue eyes, and a very like aggressively sharp tape-op style dress on.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The boots are high and she's just kind of like jumping and her, her like,

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[SPEAKER_09]: What fans are there for is she's got the snowflake tattoo outlines everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Absolute like sleeves, legs, and on her back, walk as she walks out confidently in these tall boots, is a hurried guitar that is shaped just like a snowflake.

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[SPEAKER_09]: strapped to the back like a battle axe, as she comes out, arms wide, like she's coming into an MMA ring.

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[SPEAKER_09]: She is so excited.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Before she takes her spot on stage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very sick.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, um, the name, Kashmir Woods, which is a scent of a glaed plugin.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've evergreen blade.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think this stadium smells like that a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Like you're pumping into some smells like it's this one.

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[SPEAKER_08]: There's a little flight of passage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Never more than 10 steps from a trash can.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Her trash can comes up next to her.

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[SPEAKER_09]: She puts her gum wrap her away.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The crowds ready, they're erupting for the final day.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know who they want.

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[SPEAKER_08]: They all know who they want.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And then one last time, the lights go out.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, they got it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You got it, you have to.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It gets quiet, silent.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All of a sudden, you hear a whisper of wind.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And the snow is no longer going down.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's now floating up, back to the sky.

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[SPEAKER_03]: thousand little print picks of light like the stars are glowing but they're not stars instead they are faint psychic echoes of joy, heartbreak, um, of your favorite winter moments of midnight promises and these swirls together.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So excited.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I know, right?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Then all of a sudden,

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[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy, Narcissa, steps into the stage through Misty Steps.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Cool.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And in one moment, all five voices hit their first note.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

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[SPEAKER_05]: As has been largely marketed, tonight is the debut of Madison Gardens new like repealable roof.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it is open to the night sky as everybody looks up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You see a familiar outline of a friend of the group who snakes their way beyond the cloud and you sure, doesn't the light.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so now that the performance is happening,

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna do a little skill challenge, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would like everyone to describe something you do to really like kill this concert by making a check.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna call this the Christmas meter and in order to keep this in tip-top shape, we need it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'll say three passes as a positive of 16 or more.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'll say everybody starts with inspiration.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Saving throws or skill checks, skill checks.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Got it, okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And we start with inspiration.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And everybody starts with inspiration, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's, do a history check.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, if you want to do something reverential, so like, Julie, is there perhaps a mouse?

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[SPEAKER_07]: So, I think it's revealed, it's always exciting with an evergreen concert, just the joy that Chuck has for people, just loves people, has her own, you know, she gives so much back, you know, to the communities that she goes to and one of the things that she does is raise money for an opportunity for like kiddos to have this special platform near the beginning of one of their songs, to do this thing that happens in every concert where they get to throw her

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[SPEAKER_07]: And so this little work girl is up there, like in a little D&D wheelchair, and like holds up the sticks and everybody cheers.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And throws the sticks out for Chuck to catch before the next beat.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And then I'll do a acrobatics for this.

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[SPEAKER_07]: To grace, that's a 16.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, we got one pass.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I like to think that Chuck's fans are all wearing like glow in the dark.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Shirts that just have like drumsticks making an X. Yeah, kind of like most villains in the bad Batman movies.

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[SPEAKER_07]: In the alleyways.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, we got one.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I think that Panera tends to, uh, she tries to stay quiet and just keep her eyes in years open.

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[SPEAKER_08]: She's always, uh, watching for, uh, signs of danger, watching for, uh, opportunities to, uh, prevent catastrophe.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that's what allows her to see that, uh,

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[SPEAKER_08]: and as she's dancing and playing this bass I think that would you let me call this perception check that her sort of heightened heightened senses in this moment allow her to see the Sissy's walking up to danger and she's going to kick that might cable out of Sissy's way before she steps over.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah that's fun.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It is a 23.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's 11.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're, we're good at one thing.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was wondering why you're going to be very selfish.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no basis going with another, uh, typically unsung hero.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just sort of quietly saving the day.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's start contrast to the unsung hero basis.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Cyanies can jump out front.

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[SPEAKER_10]: One thing about Cyanies, the Cyanies is also the choreographer for the group years.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So, she... Much like myself is adept at coming up with dance moves.

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[SPEAKER_10]: People think are cool and good.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's about you, sure.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And so, I think it's going to be the last two bars of their first song.

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[SPEAKER_10]: She's gonna hit nine poses in quick succession and a little lights on her jumpsuit are gonna light up in the shape of the word evergreen.

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[SPEAKER_10]: EVERJR-E-E-N. Super fast.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, we'll get the back to back ease.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We'll see.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, she can just hold it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, she'll hold it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So she'll hit eight poses.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: One of them counts for two.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I roll athletics for that?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, go for it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: 17.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's a pass.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We need two more, just to get through this concert.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, Sissy is good stuff, so that's good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: People are loving it, man.

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[SPEAKER_10]: People love it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy is definitely the charismatic one of the group.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I would say I'm something to call.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, based off of statistics, um, and uh, she is also a, uh, like a telepath.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So that's her whole thing as she, um, has these telepathic, um, powers.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And so she is going to start sending just, you know, good vibe, big energy, um, using that telepathic, uh, connection she has with the fans, um, and she would like to roll

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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a 13 plus 821.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Sweet.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The vibes are fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The people are getting exactly what they paid for.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Billy Joel, who?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Chili ball, you mean.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Chili ball.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wintertime, persona.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It also feels like that would be like a, it could also be a jelly roll.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'll tattoo Bear Claws in a gilly bowl.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Um, okay, so catch me a woods is nothing if not, uh, nothing, not the, uh, the muscle regular of the group.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so actually seeing Kiani moves and because she's such a great choreographer because she knows the cashmere needs to go for a throw on the final move.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So she's going to try and toss Kiani up into the air so that the end on evergreen is high up in the sky.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, probably like 80, 90 feet maybe.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's perfect.

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[SPEAKER_09]: 19 plus 726.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you lost.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Launcher up in the air.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's a series wrap on Kaiini.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Kaiini never comes back.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, because I have the energy to throw.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But nope, nope can't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's like a basketball hoop up there from when the next play in Kaiini, just casually.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Exciting pirouettes, pirouettes through the hoop and lands in full splits.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Center stage.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Um, the fans of casual woods have all bought like the fake, like tattoo pull on like Yes, and they're too old in their minds.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a morph suit.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They are.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's some baffling.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a morph suit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, um, I think kind of while you're in the air, you notice that this familiar shape that was beyond the clouds observing is no longer there and right after the final note of

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[SPEAKER_05]: behind the stage, walks a small woman that everybody in the crowd would be familiar with.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because it's Mrs. Claus.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yes it is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She does a little bit of crowd work.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, like a mic descends, and she's like, I just wanna wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone give it up forever, green.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the crowd absolutely wraps.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And does anybody do anything like as the show closes after your final song?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why do you guys do like a little end-goer?

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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, blow-in kisses during like the cute little hands, the one that I can't do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Are you doing it the, the jinsy way?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I can't do that one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That one.

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[SPEAKER_03]: This, this words, that one.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I do think that

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[SPEAKER_07]: uh... chuck has an incredible amount of trust in all people and so i do think that she's doing a touch of like a a crowd serve like but unfortunately like maybe as a section is leaving actually also she's just feeling the energy so much and does like a blind little like hop like over to the side

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you want to roll for it?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Is that my performance here?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Am I acrobatics again?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, you can choose the legend.

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[SPEAKER_06]: You do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it, you want

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, absolutely lands.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's like, like I mentioned, Chuck has really dedicated.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So they're like, they know Chuck's tendencies of being a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: People like trust thing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm trying to guess where she's gonna go.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you die?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Amazing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's perfect.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you guys go backstage for a little bit for a little bit of VIP access.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's a the clock is struck midnight is now Christmas Eve and you guys are getting all kinds of, all kinds of fans who pay a lot of money to meet you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And so I would like everyone to describe what type of fans you have and how these interactions go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's really easy for Kaihani because we're off to the side a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like I think there's a group of folks who have paid for the Kaihani Corio experience.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm teaching them like some of the more simple moves to a few of our most famous songs, such as the ones we all know and love.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, every single one of those fans is trying to repose that on the TikTok.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Every single.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I'm I'm loving it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm tick I'm getting in their tick talks with them.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm like fully bombing all their social media stuff having the time of my life

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's great.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Kashmir loves this stuff.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So, I think her fans are, I mean, we joke about it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There's probably some WrestleMania folks in there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I think more, like, she has just drawn, like, she comes across just like strong and powerful and confident.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so, that's the message that she's trying to try to bring across.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so, I think it's like,

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[SPEAKER_09]: just people that really gravitate and need to know that message about themselves and can, for a second, believe in themselves.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So she's like signing stuff.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I like to think like, like, it's like dads to with like, they're like young, like young boys, young girls, they're like, you know, and she's for some of that you think with like absolutely cuts out of baby, like she's being remarkably like calm and sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There's no there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you probably have a lot of gym rats, not necessarily all gym rats, but a lot of gym rats, I think gravitate towards catchmen or woods.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's awesome.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe they're like bringing their candles to get signed by you too.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and there's like you got a push-up contest breaks out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're like sponsored by Bath and Body.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, my area of the, of the, like, if this was like a Dark Souls game, like my little lantern spot is just all sense.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[UNKNOWN]: Nice.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Nice.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I like to, are we going to... Oh, go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I was gonna say, are we gonna meet our manager at any point?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you will.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Do you want me to go ahead and bring the manager out?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I was just gonna reference one.

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[SPEAKER_07]: What could you do that with me?

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[SPEAKER_03]: What's our manager's name?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Misses' claws?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, heard of her?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so glad my idea on stage was to roll was to roll initiative on Mrs.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Clause.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're not even pulled again.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Not again.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Your husband killed someone's kid.

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[SPEAKER_03]: In this story that I heard.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Howard's there.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Howard, Howard is definitely, I feel like a catch-me-a-witz fan.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think Sissy definitely has classic girl band fans, like, you know, like the big screams are like the frozen in place, bringing 17,000 things to sign, they're wearing Sissy has this long green, like, flowing hair with a couple different braids.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They all have like a Sissy wig on and they are, yeah, just like the high energy obsessive type fans.

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[SPEAKER_09]: cool.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They're all like trying to get the latest news.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is this true?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I heard that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you definitely also have some like journalists who are in that too.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I think that, uh, a sect of the fans have started like a viral trend where they try and get Panera to break.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Um, so there's like, Panera just kind of like, arch her arms across and she like, with a very serious face is just like looking at everybody and he's like,

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[SPEAKER_08]: Honestly, thank you guys so much for being here this really means the world to me There's never been anything more special and the whole time she's talking people are like

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[SPEAKER_08]: So it's not gonna say like going absolutely bomb where there's like waving in her face.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm seeing him palaces.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it's very bucking in palaces vibes and they're like taking selfies and like bunny-earing the back of her head and doing all this stuff in cheap, just unfaiths is just like, we're nothing without our fans and no one's ever meant more to me than all of you and seriously, this is the best night of my entire life and I mean that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's so good.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck has two lines, and this is just because Mrs. Claw is made it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So Chuck is known for like, because I would imagine Chuck's line is pretty close to, uh, cashmere as well, because she'll catch some dads too, because Chuck has a couple of kegs of Chuck lives.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Love drummers.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's also known, she's a pretty popular brewer, and she's got the check-a-log on tap.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So she's just got a hose, and it's just,

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[SPEAKER_07]: and kind of getting in trouble because there's like a little high elf little girl that she's like shot beer into her mouth too and she's like, well, I mean she's the high elf, she could be 80 for all, I know, okay?

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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just like playing around with everybody.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And I think too, if there was any energy for someone being able to get away with loving like a big K-pop band but also very much loving the underground.

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[SPEAKER_07]: and vans, I think Chuck is their entryway into that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And so they're like, they have their own cool, which I don't even think Chuck would fully attest to, but they're in line too.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So it's a smattering of very different kind of people than I think we would normally see.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think Chuck, you have like a dedicated group of...

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a stoneers.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You have a dedicated selection of groupies who after shows set up what is known as the Chuck wagon for you to get your needs.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as you guys go backstage, and I think you noticed that Mrs.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Clause is a little bit glued to her phone, unfortunately.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And you get backstage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's a couple pre-rolled joints, a couple of drinks and food.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Can I make a suggestion that the brand of her phone is a foe foe phone?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, that works great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I like it, I like it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's like a cuss, not a cuss.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I think the North Pole has released phones.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're like in the phone game now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, there's no bus, there's a ton of open space.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'll go back to him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, there's food, everything you want in the green room, I guess, and she's, you know, talking about how a couple clips went viral tonight and she's like, but, um, did you hear who, who debuted on SNL tonight?

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I, as an all you mean, would show again?

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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Saturday night live.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I thought there was going to be like a fun winter pun game.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's a pillar in the comedy community.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's actually on my favorite things.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Where a new York.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't know if this was fancy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The garden isn't even square.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Who's Madison?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as you know, we didn't broadcast this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We wanted to really push people to have the in-person experience and it went great, but there's a group of men who call themselves slay, who debuted a song tonight, called, we hate you Santa, we think you're a bitch.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Wait.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

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[SPEAKER_05]: You might have to go on a little bit of a press tour.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, I probably need to call the hubs.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's almost as sad as when I was stuck in a snow globe for like a week.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It was like freezing cold and everyone's spirits were super down, but you know, it was really good for my skin.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That wasn't really sad time.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm really glad we got through it.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Sissy, seriously, your skin has genuinely never looked better.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, you can hear her.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna say it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna say it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This song sounds metal.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It sounds awesome.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Kind of bold.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think whenever you take your phones out, it's pretty trending.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I remember dubbing me in fast.

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[SPEAKER_04]: People skipped.

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[SPEAKER_05]: people seem to skip the other songs as people tend to do on SNL, but they really are taken in this song in particular.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think Kayani's algorithm is so finely tuned to her personality that she, the first thing she sees is the parody version, called I Love You Santa, I think you're great, and she doesn't understand.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It actually sounds like a pretty nice song.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not sure what everybody's so worked up about this really sweet.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I tend to agree with all

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, well, I think some of the groupies are like, uh, well, we might as well go back to the hotel.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, we got a long night of party in the do and, uh, the trucks ready to go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody good?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do we?

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[SPEAKER_09]: They release it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What time is this?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Is this like on a Christmas Eve thing?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And we're like maybe right before you guys went on stage.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, SNL, here's like 11 PM.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, which is about the time that you guys went on stage.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So perfect alignment.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You're a regular Tolkien.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I, um, hahahaha.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there's three people there too.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck is just down.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She heard, she heard partying.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's ready to go.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He's like, y'all, it's head on back, I'm fine.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And but she's like singing under her breath.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, a son of a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, I said, y'all, y'all.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think if you were to pull up her, her beanie, you'd see that she's got a, she's got a headphone in and has just been listening the whole time.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Kind of digging the song to be honest.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Can they still be like old school-corded headphones, like, that's, you're like, hi, did you all have your headphones on your sleeve when you were off?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Perfect for tax testing.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Got her hoodie and she just got it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a little headphone on her sleeve.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As you guys make your way to the garage where your tour buses,

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you'd see that like all the groupies who are all elves are congregating behind the tour bus, which is like a new model of Toyota, and, uh, if you go back there, does it talk?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, you can, you can talk to it if you want, uh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Toyota Fun.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You guys make your way to the parking garage, and you notice that on the other side of the bus, there are three figures who are talking to like a group of elves.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And let me go ahead and reveal them to you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: One of them is a tall dark skin man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would say he has a build pretty similar to Winston Duke.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, he has a guitar strap to his back and he's wearing like a buddy of the elf costume, but the sleeves are ripped off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This guy's name is Noel Floyd.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Amazing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Cool.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And one of them is holding like a pretty big iPad that is broadcasting something to these elves that are congregating around him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, he's got like glasses and headphones on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, he goes by gift, but with a one instead of an eye.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It looks kind of like hot-garlants, if I'm being honest.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Narrow casting at its finest.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And this last man is wearing a suit with a Yeti mask.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And on the back of his suit, it says, Hey, let's cringle.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And as you guys look at the iPad that GIFT is holding, you realize he's showing the elves a video of a man who's yelling that Santa killed his son.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the elves are looking at each other in disbelief.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And you see frost slowly begin to creep over their skin.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm curious if the party would do anything at this initial site.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, is it, it looks contentious, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like, they're, are they about to fight each other?

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[SPEAKER_05]: It seems, are we billionaires?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wouldn't say billionaires.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would say several millionaires.

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[SPEAKER_09]: For like 100 millionaires, the way you do nothing, we do nothing.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's true, we cannot, I actually think it in the plot ins here, if we're that rich.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think we have a good point, I think I have a great time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No risk.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No risk.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as you guys brainwashed, kind of, sort of look to each other and think about like, yeah, oh, shit, what is our PR gonna do about this?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, it seems that the elves are looking at each other in a sort of like hopelessness as this frost slowly begins to consume them.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then onto the tour bus crashes a dragon.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And she misses claws, who you recognize this dragon has.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Completely dense the tour bus of it is almost torn into and she seems to have been losing so much strength that she can barely lift her head My steam ducts in there Do you guys think my steam ducts are okay, or But she does say to you with her remaining strength Girls you have to save Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh

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[SPEAKER_05]: Roll for initiative.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Cashmere?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Cashmere puts her guitar case down and opens her guitar case.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Very good.

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[SPEAKER_08]: 24-chop.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's an 11 for Panera McNamara.

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[SPEAKER_08]: A nine for Coyony.

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[SPEAKER_08]: My initiative bonus with this level 12 character is worse than my initiative bonus with fiddles.

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[SPEAKER_09]: A 22 for Cashmere?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ooh, goodness.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, they go at an initiative count 17.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, as you see this scene unfold, uh, the man in the Yeti mask turns to you and says, um, do ladies know where Yeti come from?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like mountains, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: elves that lose faith.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then they turn their backs to you and start walking off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The elves, all of a sudden, snap towards you and you see the frost that's been accumulating on their skin, is turning into fur.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There are five of these elves who are now staring

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[SPEAKER_07]: Amaze.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, Chuck is going to go for the, like, right up to the closest Yeti right here.

39:33.198 --> 39:36.823
[SPEAKER_07]: She's still got her beanie on, which would mean the sticks are still up there.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So she's just using fist to cuffs right now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's going to do an unarmed strike.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But the whole time she's still singing the bitch song.

39:48.923 --> 39:56.811
[SPEAKER_07]: He's like, he's like walking up and like dancing and like fighting our first one here.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a 26.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that hits.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So this will also be, this will also be, uh, grab save, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because are you sending track or you grappling?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Grappling.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's the safe here?

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[SPEAKER_07]: oh sorry um well you make a melee attack the target must succeed on a strength dexterity saving throw so equals eight plus proficiency bonus plus 12 yeah plus your strength okay 13 okay they passed with the 18 kip they're not grappled but they do take that jab

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[SPEAKER_07]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he...

40:48.407 --> 40:53.012
[SPEAKER_03]: Does her story of blows look like a drum roll where she's just like... Yeah, she has to.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like Nick Cannon.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the, uh, the 11's gonna miss.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so she's gonna use the focus point real quick.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, you, you get, um, three attacks with flurry of blows.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, never mind, I'm gonna get it out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Goin' again.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Come on, now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: 13.

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[SPEAKER_07]: 13 hits.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're just little guys.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Boom.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That's 13 damage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they take that on the chin as you drum them, like what's it called, that little punching bag.

41:38.003 --> 41:41.748
[SPEAKER_05]: Speedbag, speedbag, yeah, you're, speedbag in this dude.

41:42.629 --> 41:43.470
[SPEAKER_05]: You have another attack.

41:44.732 --> 41:45.473
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, it's a difference.

41:45.493 --> 41:48.257
[SPEAKER_09]: It's T-bagging.

41:48.297 --> 41:49.118
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's great, huh?

41:49.479 --> 41:50.440
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a Nat 20.

41:51.682 --> 41:52.643
[SPEAKER_01]: Great, let me say.

41:53.444 --> 41:54.105
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, whoa.

41:54.125 --> 41:54.225
[SPEAKER_07]: Whoa.

41:55.867 --> 41:56.168
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.

41:57.149 --> 41:59.112
[SPEAKER_07]: She put the Phil Collins him in the throat.

41:59.633 --> 42:04.579
[SPEAKER_05]: You can roll a 2D 10 on this one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it'll be 2D 10 plus 3.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Look at that of me, sorry, it's a six plus 11 17 or 10 each time, okay, that one's bloodied That anything else you done done?

42:25.603 --> 42:36.293
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, cashmere woods So cashmere is going to run To attack a decent

42:37.690 --> 42:42.498
[SPEAKER_09]: a different one than Chuck, and I said it earlier, I'm going to red cut.

42:42.518 --> 42:45.243
[SPEAKER_09]: She's carrying her guitar case with her hands.

42:45.824 --> 42:50.592
[SPEAKER_09]: She's running up and her while she runs she's going to fly into a niche.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the thing to see of Christmas is being threatened.

42:56.322 --> 42:57.083
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

42:57.232 --> 43:08.547
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you're threatening Christmas, and that's where the checks come from, so she gets she's getting nervous about sort of her relevance.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Make no mistake, this is about casually, and so she flies into a rage, and then would like to attack people.

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[SPEAKER_05]: First, you need a roll on the table.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: uh... cashmere has some wild magic while the christmas oh yeah this kind a twenty which which is do you want to read these yeah i got it um okay uh strange one

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[SPEAKER_05]: As you run over there, I think some of the frosts in the air, coalesces and forms, and I see second head, yeah, which gives you advantage on intelligence and wisdom saves as well as perception checks.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is operating independently of you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As you run up, it is looking at a completely different direction.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So, she feels that pop up and she looks over and it's like,

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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, hey, what do you think we should do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Attack him.

44:24.598 --> 44:34.670
[SPEAKER_09]: And is going to swing her guitar case unopened at this guy for a natural 20.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

44:36.912 --> 44:37.152
[SPEAKER_03]: What?

44:38.975 --> 44:39.996
[SPEAKER_05]: All that damage.

44:41.417 --> 44:43.019
[SPEAKER_05]: You double your rage damage too.

44:44.080 --> 44:44.761
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the rate?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's the, you'll do, you'll do plus six.

44:49.163 --> 45:00.941
[SPEAKER_05]: for from your arrangement so that will be just flat yeah so that'll be 1d12 plus 3 plus 6 so I guess 2d12 plus 9 is what you're going to get out of that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay so I did I roll the 9 on the d12.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I go ahead and roll another d12.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right so that'll do 23

45:18.830 --> 45:25.037
[SPEAKER_09]: That hit, I like to think she swung so hard it popped to the guitar case open.

45:26.739 --> 45:33.125
[SPEAKER_09]: She catches the guitar in her other hand and is going to swing again.

45:33.166 --> 45:33.346
[SPEAKER_09]: Cool.

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[SPEAKER_09]: 22.

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[SPEAKER_05]: 22 hits 15% or 8 plus 6.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It'll be 8 plus 3 since I doubled this time, so that's 11 more damage.

45:43.076 --> 45:43.757
[SPEAKER_05]: It's bloody.

45:45.526 --> 45:46.147
[SPEAKER_05]: Awesome.

45:46.167 --> 45:51.295
[SPEAKER_05]: You just take a big old swing at it and I think you're a crack in its rib cage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think they're like the misty hand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like nice one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, it is these elves turn and they are going to strike back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I think they're all going to move towards one party member because they love to fight fair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They get tackled for that.

46:17.081 --> 46:17.362
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They get two attacks.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This first one, you're going to be against everybody's going to be a 23 to hit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Hits.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Against everybody?

46:30.421 --> 46:31.082
[SPEAKER_05]: That was going to do it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, against everybody.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All of them attack.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're one partner that they're fighting.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And that will do 16 damage total.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ouch.

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[SPEAKER_05]: 16 damage split five ways you mean.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Nope 16 to everybody who that hits.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Second one is an 18 to hit.

46:53.044 --> 47:00.657
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, and if that hits you, it does nine damage out

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, these elves are not acting like elves.

47:05.501 --> 47:12.274
[SPEAKER_05]: They're all like roaring into the air and you can see the mist coming from their breath, just directly up in the air.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think what kind of damage was that?

47:17.724 --> 47:20.670
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, flashing, sweet.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, I could call, I'd take the half package because I'm in a rage.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Nice.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you also have an ability that since you crit on that one, it has disadvantage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to roll it again against you for that 16.

47:33.011 --> 47:36.816
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, it doesn't matter because it doesn't matter.

47:36.836 --> 47:47.229
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, then says reminder, I think you have an ability where if anything hits you, you can choose to roll them at the wild magic table and it'll replace the current effect.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Just keep that in mind.

47:49.405 --> 47:52.408
[SPEAKER_09]: This one feels like it could be helpful.

47:53.489 --> 47:55.951
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I can be doing this flex attack, can I?

47:56.752 --> 47:57.313
[SPEAKER_07]: When they hit me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: In the right thing, so yeah, as a reaction, you can't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It does a specify that it has to be range or something.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know there's like a arrow.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, um, when an attack roll hits you and it's damaging, includes bloodgening piercing or slashing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can use it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Great, nice.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm rolling it twice then for each hit,

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[SPEAKER_05]: you only get one reaction, so you'll roll it once.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So that first attack basically did nothing, you completely, as it swipes it you, you just push it off, and CC it's your turn.

48:34.647 --> 48:43.528
[SPEAKER_03]: Alright, I think Sissy is going to kind of like flip her hair over her shoulders and then bust out in a way.

48:44.410 --> 48:46.234
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't love you, like I love you.

48:48.459 --> 48:51.306
[SPEAKER_03]: And is going to cast Shatter.

48:51.944 --> 48:59.113
[SPEAKER_03]: So, shatter, a sudden lot of ringing noise, painfully intense erupts from a point of your choice, and she's going to cast it.

48:59.614 --> 49:08.545
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a ten-foot radius, so close to Kayani and Penaera to get both of those little guys attacking her friends.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And that is a constitution saving her DC-16, that they must make.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and you're casting that a second level.

49:20.648 --> 49:23.391
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, they fail their constitution safe.

49:24.572 --> 49:27.415
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, they take 12 damage.

49:28.797 --> 49:36.905
[SPEAKER_05]: They're gonna take double damage from Thunder as you see like their frosty skin starts to have some big cracks in it.

49:37.426 --> 49:42.010
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they also have disadvantage if they are made of inorganic material at this point.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, they have to take advantage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: On there, oh, are you done?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, let me double check that I don't have any fun bonus actions.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she would like to, so one of the things it says you can do, um, because she has, like, uh, telekinesis, is shove.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So as a bonus action, you can try to shove a creature that you can see within 30 feet of heel.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so she's going to try and shove the one that's right in front of her.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They have to make a strength saving throw of DC-16.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, they're gonna fail with the 10.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, they get pushed five feet away from me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Just for fun, these.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Which direction do you want them to go?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I don't know until they're guys.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there, uh.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, um, I think Panera is gonna risk the opportunity attack to sort of like, uh, spin move around this, uh, Yadie Elf in front of her and hustle on over here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you're taking the opportunity attack.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they'll take it twice.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, it didn't that one just hit the ground?

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[SPEAKER_08]: Isn't this one prone?

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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if it's prone, it's just got shoved backwards, right?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I heard the phrase to the ground, so... Well, that was me helping that the magical damn would give us some.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It does not, it's not on the ground.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's Christmas!

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I'm playing.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, yeah, I'm ranged, so I'm useless with them right up in my face.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we have a fail and a 23 to hit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, it's gonna hit.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Is Silverie Barb's hold on?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Is Silverie Barb something I can do as a reaction, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, sure can.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You can make him redraw all that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I would like to use two.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly how it's going to seem.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Silver vibes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The next one is a 24-to-head.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, bummer.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Even harder.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, that's 14 slashing damage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Two you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Love that.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so the very first thing Panera is going to do after sort of shrugging off that slash is she's going to draw from her thigh holsters.

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[SPEAKER_08]: a large silver and gold revolver engraved on the sides of each of them is the word holly and jolly.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, and hell with that first revolver with the the silver revolver in her right hand.

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[SPEAKER_08]: She is going to take aim at the elf in front of the bloody to elf directly in

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[SPEAKER_08]: Chuck, and she's going to fire before that is going to be a 30 to hit my cut.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that hits great ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Rangers are so vested for range.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It is insane.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And that's going to be, you probably take that decision, no matter.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I figured, but it's more fun this way.

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[SPEAKER_08]: So that's going to be 8, but I'm also going to use a bonus action here to cast in snaring strike.

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[SPEAKER_08]: So that's going to be an additional 5 damage and all around this elf's feet as she fires essentially what is a Christmas ornament.

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[SPEAKER_08]: out of the front of this revolver.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It shatters, opens like Pokeball style on the way over and releases a green goo slime full of Lego pieces around this else feet and the Lego pieces shred some skin as they pass and they land around

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[SPEAKER_08]: the Elf's feet.

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[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, it's a total of, oh, I forgot.

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[SPEAKER_08]: This enemy also had already taken damage.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It rolled Colossus Slayer for me, which I appreciate it reminding me of what is it called a skill, called Colossus Slayer.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Basically, if an enemy has taken any damage, if they're not at full health, I get an additional 1-D-8 damage on that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So that's because of the name I'm just curious to

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[SPEAKER_05]: large creatures only.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I think the idea is that Colossus is in reference to how much health they have versus, okay, their size.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It says when you hit a creature with a weapon, the weapon gives an extra 1D-8 damage to the target, if it's missing any of its hit points.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sweet.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I get that out of here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't needed, but it is nice because as it, that your ornament pops open, it slips to the ground and I think

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[SPEAKER_05]: probably follows it with a drumstick and just shatters it onto the pavement one's down.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We love that.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Amazing.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And then she's going to just sort of spin and point the other revolver directly at the one that lacked her as she ran away and she's going to fire with jolly the gold revolver.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's her actual attack.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's gonna be a 30 to hit as well.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that does it.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And this one is just gonna be your average everyday nine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, that one's bloody nine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, a nine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Call it a nine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Anything else?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Nope, that's it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, Kionny, I'm gonna attack and also do action surge, so I'm gonna attack six times.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's so insane.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So many.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to start with this little guy in front of me and she's going to Like so see you guys you don't like Christmas now right and my am I following we like Christmas We hate said oh that it seems like they kind of go together though, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: They're kind of no yeah, oh, okay, and she's gonna swing her

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[SPEAKER_10]: Swing her guitar at him overhead and as it's arching through the air you can see the pieces They kind of melt and reform into the shape of a huge I.C.

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[SPEAKER_10]: great sword So cool Yeah, man my roles are Dookie tonight.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's an 11 absolute first one does not hit first one doesn't not hit well good thing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There's five more of them About 19 is that hit that hits yep, okay?

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[SPEAKER_10]: And that's going to be 18 damage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're hitting the one that isn't flooded yet, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How do you kill it?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Two death.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think she's like completely in half with this enormous icy sword.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, is that Max Damon?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What was it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was close.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Anyways, you kill it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's sliced in half.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It falls in the two perfect half elf skulls.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I cut him hot dog style long ways.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then I think in one motion she's going to turn and swing with attack three at the waist of this bloody one that's off to her right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: 14 is that hit?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_10]: About 15 damage on that guy.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It dies too.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I remember this time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Cut in half hamburger style this time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Um, I'm gonna pop over to this one that's 10 feet away by Chuck.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And uh, don't ever guess.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm was swinging a big icey sword at it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I hope that you get all of them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: 27.

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[SPEAKER_03]: 24 you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Is that it?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck, Chuck, Chuck takes her arm from around that person.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Because she was just in all of everything that was happening.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she's just like hoot and hollering.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's just on her arm around like a foe.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And she's like, oh god.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like what you're coming.

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[SPEAKER_07]: finish the next one off.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So what's their AC?

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[SPEAKER_10]: There's a 27 and what's that going to do it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Is this 4?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's the fourth one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How about 20 damage there?

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[SPEAKER_03]: That one done?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, that one hasn't taken any damage yet.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well now it's taken 20.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now it's taken 20.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So this is number 5.

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[SPEAKER_10]: 13 is that hit?

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[SPEAKER_10]: 13 hits.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think with 15 damage, I'm gonna cut it in half diagonally.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's all live, it's bloodied.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We'll see what we can do about that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You get in the lower hip though.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Last roll does 11 hit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: 11 does not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's where you're gonna try.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna choose to graze because I have greats for mastery, and that's what you need.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Grass, do the part that we'll do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: She's going to move threateningly.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, that does 8 damage if I graze him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And let me see, that's, yep, that kills it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I think you're obliging that for graze, you hate it like a cricket bat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Graze, yeah, I hit it with the sweat of the blade.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think he likes slice it in the lower hip and then up swing with just the flat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You can see like a couple of frozen teeth flying towards Sissy.

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[SPEAKER_08]: You make it like pickleball.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man, you've never played.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I hate it straight up as hard as I can every time.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That's why they don't invite you back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Are you, do you want to move anymore?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have a bonus section?

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, all, all hangover.

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[SPEAKER_08]: The special ring of start turn over again.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Those actions hit three more times.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I twist the magical ring of start all over again.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All hangover right here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Chuck, we're back up to you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Chuck, there's one left barely alive.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I know Chuck loves when Kai is getting after it with the grades or she's like every move.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's just like in the back, like, mimeing it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So she's like, still acting like she's got one in her hands to do like a punch on the head of the last one left Like doing her best kayak cosplay 22.

01:00:07.065 --> 01:00:18.557
[SPEAKER_05]: It's Six damage Barely hanging on as you just like hit him in the jaw He uh

01:00:18.858 --> 01:00:25.186
[SPEAKER_05]: looks towards you with like blue blood, falling from his lip and you can hear him like like, I didn't hear no bell.

01:00:26.968 --> 01:00:46.553
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_05]: for five days.

01:00:53.029 --> 01:01:01.201
[SPEAKER_05]: So, it's head goes flying off of its body and it hits an actual bell.

01:01:01.441 --> 01:01:01.822
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:01:02.763 --> 01:01:04.245
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:01:04.265 --> 01:01:09.132
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think it goes through one of the windshields in the parking lot and like honks the horn.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as all the elves around you are now done, so I think all of you would feel your phones like blowing up in your pocket.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I think my favorite phone might be ringing known that I'm on a dopamine fast.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I do not have my phone.

01:01:31.133 --> 01:01:55.453
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't have a, you don't have like a, you don't have like a no-key a break or like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a,

01:01:56.446 --> 01:02:01.010
[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy is obsessively open, like as fast as she can, trying to find what the notifications were.

01:02:01.891 --> 01:02:21.349
[SPEAKER_05]: You see that this new band, Slee, is broadcasting from a building that is really well known as Santa's homey's Plaza, which is where his sort of distribution center is.

01:02:21.409 --> 01:02:25.373
[SPEAKER_05]: That's unbelievable.

01:02:26.956 --> 01:02:30.440
[SPEAKER_05]: where they are seeking to ruin Christmas.

01:02:31.901 --> 01:02:33.883
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.

01:02:33.903 --> 01:02:35.104
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God.

01:02:35.124 --> 01:02:37.287
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like literally giving orange right now.

01:02:38.087 --> 01:02:43.853
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, I think as it's Anne's been like, man.

01:02:44.955 --> 01:02:46.897
[SPEAKER_07]: Mrs. C is gonna love her at about this.

01:02:52.883 --> 01:02:53.183
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:02:53.517 --> 01:03:01.045
[SPEAKER_05]: you happen to have the tour bus that one of you can probably drive, which is a trustee.

01:03:02.087 --> 01:03:04.910
[SPEAKER_05]: And my carolage Toyota.

01:03:04.950 --> 01:03:06.712
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:03:07.092 --> 01:03:07.713
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is.

01:03:08.614 --> 01:03:09.915
[SPEAKER_09]: Would you say animal handling?

01:03:10.856 --> 01:03:11.677
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's fine.

01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:16.803
[SPEAKER_09]: Horsepower, I have, yeah, horsepower.

01:03:16.823 --> 01:03:18.345
[SPEAKER_09]: I have a plus three to animal handling.

01:03:18.505 --> 01:03:20.267
[SPEAKER_09]: And I currently have two heads.

01:03:21.445 --> 01:03:27.372
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, so I do feel that I'm seeing it to drive like both ways at once.

01:03:27.512 --> 01:03:33.599
[SPEAKER_09]: You're always looking both ways, no blind spots 10 and 2 and 12 and 6.

01:03:35.801 --> 01:03:39.425
[SPEAKER_05]: Did I send you the D100 for the idea?

01:03:39.445 --> 01:03:40.046
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, yes.

01:03:40.747 --> 01:03:47.515
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, why don't you go ahead and roll animal handling for your drive through the streets of New York.

01:03:48.936 --> 01:03:49.697
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no problem.

01:03:50.673 --> 01:03:51.794
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a 19 plus 322.

01:03:51.814 --> 01:03:58.963
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, yeah, why don't you describe how you and your trusty animal companion get through this.

01:03:59.604 --> 01:04:08.755
[SPEAKER_09]: So, Cashmere, Cashmere sits down in the bus chair and it's like really nervous about, I mean, this is a major, you need a classy license, she knows that.

01:04:10.838 --> 01:04:16.545
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a big city, she's nervous, and then from the moment she can kind of feel the engine.

01:04:17.167 --> 01:04:27.291
[SPEAKER_09]: Like on the back of her chair, under legs, and in that big flat pizza pan steering wheel, that she just is swinging and banging.

01:04:27.913 --> 01:04:29.657
[SPEAKER_09]: She feels like she's home.

01:04:29.958 --> 01:04:34.104
[SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like she knows this band from a previous life.

01:04:34.124 --> 01:04:35.806
[SPEAKER_03]: There's like some sort of connection.

01:04:36.106 --> 01:04:59.678
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a connection here, yeah, the Napa leather and the seat is just, I don't know, it feels transcendental and she's honestly like, she's trying to stay involved in the conversation that we're about to have, but in any quiet moment if Kashmir's not talking, she is thinking she made a career mistake.

01:05:04.045 --> 01:05:05.046
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, is there a C.B.

01:05:05.087 --> 01:05:07.150
[SPEAKER_08]: radio in this truck?

01:05:07.170 --> 01:05:12.177
[SPEAKER_09]: You better believe it's cashier to anything with that C.B.

01:05:12.197 --> 01:05:14.681
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, she's just hit a ten four good buddy at every stoplight.

01:05:15.081 --> 01:05:16.423
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.

01:05:16.443 --> 01:05:19.368
[SPEAKER_08]: It's all breaker breaker one nine as far as the eye can see.

01:05:19.988 --> 01:05:22.212
[SPEAKER_05]: With all the other truckers in New York City.

01:05:22.933 --> 01:05:27.439
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, on crispy taxi drivers just like it.

01:05:27.460 --> 01:05:28.521
[SPEAKER_05]: It off the radio.

01:05:28.561 --> 01:05:32.567
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as you approach,

01:05:32.648 --> 01:05:34.113
[SPEAKER_05]: this skyscraper.

01:05:35.518 --> 01:05:38.388
[SPEAKER_05]: You see that you're not the first here.

01:05:38.428 --> 01:05:43.485
[SPEAKER_05]: There are just like swarms and swarms of police.

01:05:44.512 --> 01:06:07.500
[SPEAKER_05]: which you're likely can use about because because uh, slay this evil trio is broadcasting their on IG live right now uh, just like swinging by with all the elves and as they like swing by each elf get them in the little phone camera, the elf is like, I hate Santa now just like over and over again.

01:06:07.540 --> 01:06:14.468
[SPEAKER_05]: Um,

01:06:15.916 --> 01:06:23.925
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you also noticed that the base of this building is completely coated with like a thick amount of ice.

01:06:26.508 --> 01:06:26.588
[SPEAKER_08]: Hmm.

01:06:26.608 --> 01:06:27.769
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that normal for this building?

01:06:28.330 --> 01:06:29.210
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.

01:06:29.231 --> 01:06:30.752
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

01:06:30.772 --> 01:06:36.438
[SPEAKER_07]: The base is in like there's several floors that it's like ice over the building structure or okay.

01:06:36.458 --> 01:06:44.387
[SPEAKER_05]: I would say like the first three floors basically have like a layer of ice that surrounds the building.

01:06:45.008 --> 01:06:58.432
[SPEAKER_09]: Kashmir would like to watch the cameras with the elves and see was there a moment pre-camera that the elf seemed to like Christmas and a moment post camera when the elf did not.

01:06:59.815 --> 01:07:08.991
[SPEAKER_05]: I think as you watch the live for a little bit, and Blitz Kringle, the one into Yeti Mass.

01:07:09.730 --> 01:07:17.645
[SPEAKER_05]: Is sort of clearly like the he's the lead singer of this group and is definitely putting on a charm.

01:07:18.126 --> 01:07:24.658
[SPEAKER_05]: You can see like there are some elves in one of the background shots that look nervous for their turn to get on camera.

01:07:26.441 --> 01:07:26.541
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:07:27.601 --> 01:07:57.473
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think there's a pause here where he centers the camera on himself and is like don't don't worry all you out there will bring you some music a little bit later tonight and kind of cracks his neck a little bit but for now we're going to allow gifts to play you some tunes and gifts the one who looks like Carl Lens is just going to put on basically

01:07:58.938 --> 01:08:02.721
[SPEAKER_10]: is what they're doing with crime, like are they just doing crimes on IG live?

01:08:03.916 --> 01:08:07.161
[SPEAKER_10]: Not from what you can tell, but the cops must be here for some charming ones.

01:08:07.181 --> 01:08:12.028
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I'm going to go up to whichever cop looks the biggest and strongest.

01:08:12.629 --> 01:08:17.116
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to imagine the truck isn't stopping and you're just sort of like diving and rolling.

01:08:17.136 --> 01:08:24.988
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think I would love to like, Kiani scopes out the strongest, the alpha cop.

01:08:25.108 --> 01:08:29.355
[SPEAKER_10]: Sure, I think she's going to dive out the window and try and impress them with a cool roll.

01:08:29.916 --> 01:08:32.640
[SPEAKER_10]: She did roll a nine on that one.

01:08:33.413 --> 01:08:34.395
[SPEAKER_05]: It is not cool.

01:08:34.716 --> 01:08:41.529
[SPEAKER_10]: You have to use some like snow magic to pad your well, I'm hoping he didn't see that So I'm going to I'm going to walk up to him.

01:08:42.451 --> 01:08:43.033
[SPEAKER_10]: How does he react?

01:08:43.053 --> 01:08:48.163
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm like a world famous pop star Okay, so just to set the scene for you a little bit.

01:08:48.183 --> 01:08:48.824
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nighttime.

01:08:48.904 --> 01:08:52.131
[SPEAKER_05]: It's maybe like 12 30 on Christmas Eve

01:08:53.275 --> 01:08:55.658
[SPEAKER_05]: This cup has a completely shaved head.

01:08:55.678 --> 01:09:03.128
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not only huge, like we're talking six, muscles on muscles, is wearing sunglasses at night.

01:09:04.970 --> 01:09:07.274
[SPEAKER_05]: He's also like unnecessarily padded.

01:09:07.314 --> 01:09:15.685
[SPEAKER_05]: He has like two vests over himself, has like an assault rifle on his back, and he just like turns to you and nods.

01:09:16.626 --> 01:09:22.033
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Cyanie's going to like very bubbly and bouncy, like extend a hand for a hand shake.

01:09:22.402 --> 01:09:23.624
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, uh, hi.

01:09:23.784 --> 01:09:26.567
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm, I'm Keine, uh, you, you may have just seen me.

01:09:26.587 --> 01:09:31.013
[SPEAKER_10]: I was just, uh, on TV and, and, and, and, and the van with my friends, um, hi.

01:09:31.394 --> 01:09:31.774
[SPEAKER_10]: What's your name?

01:09:34.177 --> 01:09:35.299
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I'm Officer Slayton.

01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:42.788
[SPEAKER_10]: Officer Slayton, that's an important L. Um, whoa.

01:09:42.808 --> 01:09:43.609
[SPEAKER_10]: What's going on here?

01:09:43.930 --> 01:09:49.557
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you tell me exactly everything that's happening and, and all the detail that I would need to be able to help.

01:09:50.954 --> 01:10:03.606
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, we got a call from an elf in there who said that they got some sort of terrorists Killing elves sending them out the windows and So we're here to take the terrorists down.

01:10:03.626 --> 01:10:15.917
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, officer Slayton down the illegal stuff Those are the crimes then officers late and that's that's drawn the police terrorism that's a big crime It's one of the worst ones that you capital D capital T exactly.

01:10:15.957 --> 01:10:19.560
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a really really bad one Well

01:10:21.886 --> 01:10:24.549
[SPEAKER_10]: That's all I needed to know, and she's going to walk back to the bus.

01:10:27.333 --> 01:10:28.134
[SPEAKER_10]: Merry Christmas.

01:10:28.194 --> 01:10:29.375
[SPEAKER_10]: You two officers late.

01:10:29.395 --> 01:10:30.897
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, I hope you have a wonderful holiday.

01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:32.899
[SPEAKER_10]: Christmas.

01:10:33.140 --> 01:10:33.640
[SPEAKER_10]: Christmas.

01:10:34.041 --> 01:10:34.421
[SPEAKER_10]: All of it.

01:10:34.662 --> 01:10:37.205
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope the Christmas and the next week too, New Year's.

01:10:37.445 --> 01:10:39.207
[SPEAKER_10]: And Thanksgiving was good a couple of weeks ago too.

01:10:39.547 --> 01:10:40.709
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope it was all not for me.

01:10:40.889 --> 01:10:41.650
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.

01:10:41.890 --> 01:10:42.431
[SPEAKER_10]: It was bad.

01:10:42.471 --> 01:10:43.332
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.

01:10:43.713 --> 01:10:45.415
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, pretty bad.

01:10:45.435 --> 01:10:47.577
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, well, this will be better tomorrow.

01:10:47.958 --> 01:10:50.661
[SPEAKER_10]: Anyway, see you later.

01:10:52.717 --> 01:11:07.482
[SPEAKER_08]: Peniris leading out the bus and heard the end part of that she says hold on guys I want to try something real quick happy holidays officer Oh Yeah, that's when I figured this guy's a Christian.

01:11:07.563 --> 01:11:16.598
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's pack it up Where we drop in boys

01:11:17.320 --> 01:11:21.186
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, do we see, can we do like role perception or investigation?

01:11:21.226 --> 01:11:26.275
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a way into the building or do we see any like, I don't know, flashing lights, the top floors?

01:11:26.896 --> 01:11:27.837
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, interesting.

01:11:28.238 --> 01:11:30.462
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get a, let's get a perception check.

01:11:31.223 --> 01:11:31.523
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody?

01:11:32.204 --> 01:11:33.186
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we'll do everybody.

01:11:33.959 --> 01:11:37.265
[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy is very into her nails right now.

01:11:37.305 --> 01:11:52.029
[SPEAKER_07]: It is not looking she botched do I get to roll to you one For Chuck is this real life Panera 30 I rolled a 30.

01:11:52.069 --> 01:11:53.672
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a plus 11

01:11:57.517 --> 01:11:58.919
[SPEAKER_08]: What do y'all else I see?

01:11:59.560 --> 01:12:01.944
[SPEAKER_08]: Rangers are crazy broken in like two things.

01:12:02.345 --> 01:12:03.567
[SPEAKER_03]: Blood is my charge.

01:12:03.627 --> 01:12:06.131
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I've ever seen no plus a lot of red sunsets.

01:12:08.275 --> 01:12:12.843
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, as everybody else is just like kind of farting around.

01:12:14.686 --> 01:12:15.487
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, sure team.

01:12:16.589 --> 01:12:19.153
[SPEAKER_09]: Catch up with us trying that to wreck the bus.

01:12:19.977 --> 01:12:27.864
[SPEAKER_10]: Panera is aware of every atom that makes up Santa's homies Plaza, and she can see the way into which they work together to construct our reality.

01:12:28.968 --> 01:12:31.236
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact, Panera can see Gage.

01:12:37.409 --> 01:13:02.809
[SPEAKER_05]: I think as you are kind of sizing up the building, you notice a couple of different means of entry, most of the lights in this building are out, but you can't see vaguely rainbow colored Christmas lights coming from within, you see that one section of ice is particularly thin, and you think that with enough force, you could break into the building.

01:13:03.987 --> 01:13:08.012
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is like ground level is where this section of I says they would be like in the first layer.

01:13:08.893 --> 01:13:09.353
[SPEAKER_08]: Gotcha.

01:13:09.373 --> 01:13:11.596
[SPEAKER_05]: Like they froze one section.

01:13:11.656 --> 01:13:18.303
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like over a sewer vent and just like the disgusting vapors from the sewer kind of melting.

01:13:18.323 --> 01:13:19.484
[SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha, it's got stink melt.

01:13:19.765 --> 01:13:21.086
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll fart by and that happens.

01:13:21.166 --> 01:13:21.787
[SPEAKER_08]: Good stink melt.

01:13:22.628 --> 01:13:22.928
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

01:13:23.128 --> 01:13:25.791
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, uh, cash.

01:13:27.593 --> 01:13:30.737
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, how attached are you to this vehicle?

01:13:32.152 --> 01:13:38.884
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, not like super attached, but maybe more than like, maybe anything else, right?

01:13:39.204 --> 01:13:41.248
[SPEAKER_09]: I've experienced.

01:13:41.268 --> 01:13:43.772
[SPEAKER_07]: You know an avatar when they connect body tails?

01:13:46.637 --> 01:13:47.558
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how I look at them.

01:13:47.919 --> 01:13:49.121
[SPEAKER_10]: Pull like into the gear shift.

01:13:50.503 --> 01:13:52.948
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you like it enough to write it to the sunset?

01:13:53.048 --> 01:13:56.674
[SPEAKER_08]: Like a hero of old or perhaps maybe through a frozen door?

01:13:58.595 --> 01:14:09.890
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay, let's try and get this this beautiful beast the most heroic story It's a Viking role basically is what I'm saying.

01:14:09.930 --> 01:14:20.164
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, but I'm the arrow I love us Okay, everybody load up We're going on a very short road trip

01:14:21.646 --> 01:14:26.351
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, I think Kiani is very gently being like, uh, Cissy, Cissy, um, stop, stop with your nails.

01:14:26.411 --> 01:14:26.932
[SPEAKER_10]: Your nails are great.

01:14:27.152 --> 01:14:29.515
[SPEAKER_10]: Um, so we're going to drive, uh, we're going to drive this.

01:14:29.575 --> 01:14:29.795
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:14:30.016 --> 01:14:30.196
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:14:30.356 --> 01:14:31.397
[SPEAKER_10]: Are they sparkly enough?

01:14:31.497 --> 01:14:33.399
[SPEAKER_10]: They're, they're almost too sparkly, I think.

01:14:33.660 --> 01:14:35.402
[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to, we're so, I can't see up here.

01:14:37.164 --> 01:14:39.006
[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to drive our bus into the building.

01:14:39.246 --> 01:14:39.506
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:14:40.247 --> 01:14:40.367
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh.

01:14:40.708 --> 01:14:41.148
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

01:14:41.168 --> 01:14:41.469
[SPEAKER_10]: It's fine.

01:14:41.489 --> 01:14:42.710
[SPEAKER_10]: There was a whole conversation about it.

01:14:42.830 --> 01:14:43.231
[SPEAKER_10]: It's okay.

01:14:44.072 --> 01:14:44.412
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

01:14:45.013 --> 01:14:46.294
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, do I need to do anything?

01:14:46.615 --> 01:14:47.716
[SPEAKER_10]: Or, uh, you know what?

01:14:48.196 --> 01:14:48.377
[SPEAKER_10]: No.

01:14:48.757 --> 01:14:49.678
[SPEAKER_10]: But thanks for asking.

01:14:51.700 --> 01:14:54.503
[SPEAKER_08]: And check it on the bus.

01:14:54.523 --> 01:14:59.749
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to go on record and say that I think Panera is committed to making sure that Kashmir was at Wagyu where the cows don't move.

01:14:59.869 --> 01:15:04.874
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Panera is committed to making sure that Sissy stays as wagyu as she wants to be.

01:15:05.175 --> 01:15:07.697
[SPEAKER_08]: Just no motion, no no no jobs.

01:15:08.398 --> 01:15:09.579
[SPEAKER_08]: I think we got to protect that voice.

01:15:11.041 --> 01:15:11.441
[SPEAKER_08]: Amazing.

01:15:12.483 --> 01:15:17.488
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so as Kashmir as you start up the truck,

01:15:18.903 --> 01:15:25.413
[SPEAKER_05]: You notice that you do have to get around like a little bit of a barricade to actually crash through the building.

01:15:26.735 --> 01:15:28.538
[SPEAKER_05]: And so here's what we're going to do.

01:15:31.323 --> 01:15:33.907
[SPEAKER_05]: Chesery, you're going to make an animal handling check again.

01:15:33.947 --> 01:15:40.337
[SPEAKER_05]: And everybody else can help using a skill or spell or action out their choice.

01:15:42.781 --> 01:15:45.964
[SPEAKER_03]: So Sissy's whole thing is controlling the crowd.

01:15:46.765 --> 01:15:49.327
[SPEAKER_03]: So Sissy's going to cast mass suggestion.

01:15:49.367 --> 01:15:51.349
[SPEAKER_03]: So assuming there's a lot of people around...

01:15:51.369 --> 01:15:52.771
[SPEAKER_05]: Cops, all cops, yeah, a lot of them.

01:15:53.371 --> 01:15:56.214
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we probably shouldn't run them over, right?

01:15:56.594 --> 01:16:00.018
[SPEAKER_03]: So Sissy will use mass suggestion.

01:16:00.078 --> 01:16:07.405
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just nervous.

01:16:07.425 --> 01:16:11.809
[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy will use mass suggestion to encourage them to get out of the way.

01:16:12.903 --> 01:16:15.046
[SPEAKER_05]: And very rude voice, probably.

01:16:15.828 --> 01:16:19.533
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you want to post the description of that?

01:16:19.553 --> 01:16:21.096
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, mass suggestion.

01:16:22.458 --> 01:16:30.009
[SPEAKER_03]: Use a just a course of activity, sentence or two, and magically influence up to 12 creatures of your choice that you can see and that can hear and understand you.

01:16:30.630 --> 01:16:39.484
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, it's unsure if the cops can understand regular people.

01:16:40.308 --> 01:16:41.933
[SPEAKER_03]: creatures that can't be charmed are immune.

01:16:42.214 --> 01:16:45.224
[SPEAKER_03]: The suggestion must be worded in a manner to make it sound reasonable.

01:16:47.131 --> 01:16:48.034
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, what do you say?

01:16:50.622 --> 01:16:53.592
[SPEAKER_03]: Can everyone just like scuture little to the left?

01:16:55.107 --> 01:17:02.798
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can almost, you can almost hear their brain like the cogs turning as they're like, I could scooge a little bit.

01:17:04.581 --> 01:17:04.841
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's it.

01:17:04.861 --> 01:17:05.602
[SPEAKER_03]: Say she's not going to push it.

01:17:05.622 --> 01:17:06.864
[SPEAKER_03]: If they don't scooge enough, she tried.

01:17:07.204 --> 01:17:09.067
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they, I think they scooge fine.

01:17:09.207 --> 01:17:13.794
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'll roll a little bit over here, but, yeah.

01:17:13.814 --> 01:17:16.558
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, they are scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

01:17:17.770 --> 01:17:27.751
[SPEAKER_10]: I think for the way Kiani helps, I'd imagine in this bus there's sort of the like the stair section, you know, by to the right of the driver seat.

01:17:28.152 --> 01:17:29.194
[SPEAKER_10]: Does the Kiani bus we're talking about?

01:17:29.936 --> 01:17:37.652
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so Kiani's gonna go up to the stairs and just gonna put her forehead on the dashboard of the bus.

01:17:37.835 --> 01:17:57.970
[SPEAKER_10]: uh... and uh... i think there's probably a moment as the engine is sort of surging trying to speed uh... and she's just gonna very softly whisper like easy girl you got this and then one uh... i see tear down her cheek as she just says

01:17:58.507 --> 01:18:11.619
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you for everything and I'm going to cast a long strider on the bus to increase its speed to help us blast through this ice You can feel the bus Perring under you.

01:18:11.639 --> 01:18:27.973
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll say Vince you have advantage on your check because of that amazing And the other helps Sounds like he's got advantage already like spells or we're just rope Whatever you want to you can roll skill if you have an idea You can yeah sure I'll roll a skill

01:18:28.780 --> 01:18:29.481
[SPEAKER_07]: What are you doing?

01:18:29.521 --> 01:18:29.982
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:18:30.002 --> 01:18:36.652
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so Chuck is like, hey, Kai, like in the middle of like, Kai and he like crying for the beast.

01:18:37.834 --> 01:18:41.680
[SPEAKER_07]: Like you know how like when we're on the elevator and I can tell you when to jump.

01:18:42.401 --> 01:18:44.084
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll tell you when to jump, okay?

01:18:45.006 --> 01:18:52.257
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, we're gonna jump here and just a little bit, three, two, and as we get close and then she'll roll acrobatics.

01:18:52.523 --> 01:18:56.429
[SPEAKER_07]: to try and get jump right at impact on the bus.

01:18:58.412 --> 01:19:00.515
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what's flying out the windshield.

01:19:04.441 --> 01:19:06.284
[SPEAKER_09]: Slide across the lobby.

01:19:07.666 --> 01:19:08.066
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a 21.

01:19:09.268 --> 01:19:09.649
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

01:19:10.750 --> 01:19:11.732
[SPEAKER_05]: So it has to work.

01:19:12.152 --> 01:19:13.715
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get that animal handling chair.

01:19:14.275 --> 01:19:14.476
[SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

01:19:16.539 --> 01:19:17.801
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a 6 plus 3 9.

01:19:19.523 --> 01:19:20.725
[SPEAKER_09]: Advantage.

01:19:21.127 --> 01:19:21.929
[SPEAKER_09]: 14 plus 3.

01:19:21.949 --> 01:19:37.785
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, okay, yeah, as the cops move out of the way you steer this bus like through a couple type windows and then Without getting any air just smash directly through the ice

01:19:38.305 --> 01:19:49.869
[SPEAKER_05]: As Chuck jumps, Chuck's feet land on the windshield and pushed through, tumbling through on the other side.

01:19:49.929 --> 01:19:59.048
[SPEAKER_05]: So much so that you can hear instead of a horn, the car goes, yippee kai, mother f**k.

01:20:01.103 --> 01:20:04.586
[SPEAKER_05]: And you were inside of a pretty dim lobby.

01:20:04.646 --> 01:20:12.914
[SPEAKER_05]: There is one elf who is at the front desk and nobody else is in this room that you can see.

01:20:15.457 --> 01:20:17.539
[SPEAKER_09]: How's the elf at the front desk duty?

01:20:18.039 --> 01:20:20.942
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, pretty big night for this elf so far.

01:20:22.604 --> 01:20:25.566
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, like, they're on their computer.

01:20:26.127 --> 01:20:30.351
[SPEAKER_08]: Just not really doing anything.

01:20:30.584 --> 01:20:54.634
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

01:20:56.065 --> 01:20:57.808
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, how can I help you?

01:20:58.469 --> 01:21:00.353
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, do we need to like, visit her badges?

01:21:01.375 --> 01:21:02.457
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you guys validate?

01:21:03.318 --> 01:21:05.683
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, you do need to, give me one second.

01:21:06.805 --> 01:21:08.007
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, girls, get your licenses.

01:21:09.770 --> 01:21:12.034
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sticking anything to this outfit.

01:21:12.515 --> 01:21:13.197
[SPEAKER_03]: Just let you know.

01:21:13.738 --> 01:21:14.178
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

01:21:14.339 --> 01:21:15.100
[SPEAKER_03]: Put on your thigh.

01:21:15.361 --> 01:21:16.282
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we have stamps.

01:21:16.663 --> 01:21:18.867
[SPEAKER_05]: If you don't want to, if you don't want to sticker.

01:21:19.066 --> 01:21:21.389
[SPEAKER_03]: I just got my nails done.

01:21:21.590 --> 01:21:22.912
[SPEAKER_03]: And that was honestly super.

01:21:22.952 --> 01:21:27.959
[SPEAKER_08]: Am I allowed to get two stamps and one of them can be for nurse, for CC?

01:21:27.979 --> 01:21:28.900
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

01:21:29.221 --> 01:21:30.182
[SPEAKER_08]: Could I take her stamp?

01:21:30.462 --> 01:21:32.866
[SPEAKER_08]: I volunteer to take her stamp.

01:21:32.886 --> 01:21:39.155
[SPEAKER_05]: OK, but if she does anything that is damaging, then you're going to have to take one for the team.

01:21:39.976 --> 01:21:41.919
[SPEAKER_09]: Just know we're all going to do damage.

01:21:44.002 --> 01:21:47.487
[SPEAKER_09]: And we did not know that the terms of that.

01:21:47.922 --> 01:21:48.703
[SPEAKER_09]: until right now.

01:21:48.924 --> 01:21:52.110
[SPEAKER_09]: And so any damage that has been caused by us before now.

01:21:53.553 --> 01:21:54.294
[SPEAKER_02]: Smoke out.

01:21:54.855 --> 01:22:00.907
[SPEAKER_09]: That's double, that's double, that's double jeopardy.

01:22:00.927 --> 01:22:04.193
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're all married and a wife and a wife cannot be tried for the same.

01:22:06.248 --> 01:22:07.129
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, sure.

01:22:07.149 --> 01:22:11.013
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, uh, yeah, you know, that's not really my job.

01:22:11.654 --> 01:22:12.615
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, here you guys go.

01:22:13.235 --> 01:22:14.477
[SPEAKER_05]: It just sounds like any girl.

01:22:14.837 --> 01:22:20.563
[SPEAKER_05]: Your visitor badges, uh, you guys would be here for a sleigh, or are you like, oh yeah, yeah, for sure.

01:22:21.004 --> 01:22:23.166
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys were like bringing them to snacks or something?

01:22:23.226 --> 01:22:24.868
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you know 100% bro?

01:22:25.048 --> 01:22:29.493
[SPEAKER_07]: If that's what you call snacks, it shows like the top of like a Ziploc bag.

01:22:29.773 --> 01:22:36.120
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

01:22:36.944 --> 01:22:38.168
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, my bro.

01:22:38.229 --> 01:22:38.610
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.

01:22:38.650 --> 01:22:39.774
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you know who we are?

01:22:39.794 --> 01:22:45.656
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you play video games.

01:22:46.057 --> 01:22:47.342
[SPEAKER_05]: We're like your whole thing

01:22:48.554 --> 01:22:52.759
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this isn't a video game, and they're watching movies on their steam deck.

01:22:53.080 --> 01:22:55.843
[SPEAKER_09]: A cinephile.

01:22:58.987 --> 01:23:04.874
[SPEAKER_03]: Can can we roll insight to know why us as world famous pop stars are unknown?

01:23:05.976 --> 01:23:08.179
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, yeah, cause why he would know slay but not us.

01:23:08.739 --> 01:23:09.280
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

01:23:10.238 --> 01:23:11.519
[SPEAKER_09]: Because he's honest with us now.

01:23:12.160 --> 01:23:13.561
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a flat 17 for Sys.

01:23:13.581 --> 01:23:15.663
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a maddie 17 too.

01:23:15.683 --> 01:23:37.123
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Syssey, as you are really confused about this whole deal, I think you would, as a group, look around and notice that, like, on the bulletin board behind him, there's like a big sign for Sly and, like, Christmas Eve at midnight behind him, it's just like a big ad.

01:23:37.745 --> 01:23:47.355
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we have to talk to Mrs. Claus, like who is their marketing team because I'm honestly impressed a little annoyed, but also impressed how did they get all this stuff?

01:23:47.535 --> 01:23:47.775
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.

01:23:48.456 --> 01:23:52.019
[SPEAKER_07]: Sis, I don't mean to bum you out, but she is totally dead.

01:23:52.800 --> 01:23:55.102
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, did she die?

01:23:55.723 --> 01:23:58.486
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm pretty sure that's what she's happened.

01:23:59.006 --> 01:24:01.829
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't really know, but I think they killed her.

01:24:03.150 --> 01:24:04.292
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, is Mrs. Claus dead?

01:24:04.952 --> 01:24:07.735
[SPEAKER_03]: Do I not remember this?

01:24:08.997 --> 01:24:10.919
[SPEAKER_05]: But you do hear over the loudspeakers.

01:24:12.680 --> 01:24:18.626
[SPEAKER_05]: You do hear over the loudspeakers, a familiar voice, as he says, ah, here comes Santa Claus.

01:24:18.786 --> 01:24:20.087
[SPEAKER_05]: Here comes Santa Claus.

01:24:20.368 --> 01:24:21.308
[SPEAKER_05]: Raking into your house.

01:24:21.348 --> 01:24:21.869
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha.

01:24:24.011 --> 01:24:28.035
[SPEAKER_04]: It's no coincidence, he doesn't want you to know that his real name is Claus.

01:24:30.537 --> 01:24:30.717
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha.

01:24:30.737 --> 01:24:33.159
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, jump in bed and cover your head.

01:24:34.180 --> 01:24:37.063
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight.

01:24:38.461 --> 01:24:45.832
[SPEAKER_05]: If you were following the live you know that he's singing a song about how Santa is a foreigner.

01:24:46.113 --> 01:24:48.216
[SPEAKER_03]: So... Oh my god.

01:24:48.236 --> 01:24:51.361
[SPEAKER_09]: Cool, Valle G. Yeah.

01:24:51.982 --> 01:24:53.124
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, these guys... Get your fist.

01:24:53.785 --> 01:24:54.966
[SPEAKER_09]: Just kind of unrelated to the show.

01:24:55.006 --> 01:24:56.148
[SPEAKER_09]: You work at through some stuff, man.

01:24:57.410 --> 01:25:02.578
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, a little bit, a little bit of like Santa shit.

01:25:05.596 --> 01:25:11.363
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the elf is like, so, um, you guys need to directory or anything?

01:25:12.784 --> 01:25:12.904
[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all?

01:25:14.446 --> 01:25:14.707
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:25:15.888 --> 01:25:16.609
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:25:16.629 --> 01:25:19.512
[SPEAKER_05]: Um... Shit.

01:25:19.532 --> 01:25:20.433
[SPEAKER_05]: The paper's blue away.

01:25:20.934 --> 01:25:26.240
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, you, like, see on the ground that there's physical pieces of paper that have, like, what every floor.

01:25:28.062 --> 01:25:30.905
[SPEAKER_05]: What, what department is on each floor?

01:25:30.925 --> 01:25:33.308
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, hey, uh, what's your name, friend?

01:25:34.925 --> 01:25:35.306
[SPEAKER_05]: My name?

01:25:35.786 --> 01:25:36.307
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, you.

01:25:37.449 --> 01:25:38.310
[SPEAKER_09]: Go ahead and say it right now.

01:25:38.951 --> 01:25:39.372
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, go ahead.

01:25:39.712 --> 01:25:41.395
[SPEAKER_10]: I know you have a Chris Lee.

01:25:41.535 --> 01:25:43.318
[SPEAKER_10]: Chris Lee, that's a beautiful name, Chris Lee.

01:25:43.739 --> 01:25:44.981
[SPEAKER_10]: First name Chris, last name Lee.

01:25:45.061 --> 01:25:46.263
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, Chris Lee, hey, Mr. Lee.

01:25:46.463 --> 01:25:47.104
[SPEAKER_10]: Lee, come a Chris.

01:25:47.184 --> 01:25:48.286
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a question for you.

01:25:48.326 --> 01:25:50.710
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember you work here, right?

01:25:50.770 --> 01:25:52.052
[SPEAKER_10]: This is sort of what you do every day?

01:25:52.953 --> 01:25:53.214
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:25:53.434 --> 01:25:56.038
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, do you know any floors off the top of your head?

01:25:57.166 --> 01:25:58.227
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you memorized any of them?

01:25:58.508 --> 01:25:59.309
[SPEAKER_10]: First floor's lobby.

01:25:59.689 --> 01:26:01.251
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well, that's where we are.

01:26:01.271 --> 01:26:03.594
[SPEAKER_10]: So what's one of the other ones?

01:26:03.614 --> 01:26:04.595
[SPEAKER_05]: Second floor, Kaff.

01:26:05.096 --> 01:26:05.657
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:26:05.677 --> 01:26:06.438
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, cool.

01:26:06.498 --> 01:26:07.199
[SPEAKER_10]: Now we're on a roll.

01:26:07.339 --> 01:26:08.140
[SPEAKER_10]: Is there a third floor?

01:26:09.421 --> 01:26:09.762
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:26:10.603 --> 01:26:12.265
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't go there, my badge doesn't let me go there.

01:26:12.666 --> 01:26:13.026
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, 100.

01:26:13.066 --> 01:26:14.207
[SPEAKER_10]: That floor is roof.

01:26:14.788 --> 01:26:17.912
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, that's the, so we got sort of the ends, the bread of the sandwich.

01:26:18.233 --> 01:26:19.314
[SPEAKER_10]: What toppings do we have on there?

01:26:21.557 --> 01:26:23.359
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh... Could you take us like the term mustard?

01:26:25.313 --> 01:26:26.695
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, second floor mustard.

01:26:26.895 --> 01:26:27.717
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.

01:26:28.277 --> 01:26:28.838
[SPEAKER_05]: Third floor.

01:26:29.119 --> 01:26:29.900
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not allowed to go there.

01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:31.603
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's the bottom of your sandwich.

01:26:31.963 --> 01:26:32.684
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

01:26:32.704 --> 01:26:33.946
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a greasy bottom.

01:26:35.348 --> 01:26:37.191
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's better than a greasy top.

01:26:39.975 --> 01:26:40.476
[SPEAKER_09]: That's true.

01:26:40.516 --> 01:26:40.957
[SPEAKER_09]: Ask.

01:26:41.297 --> 01:26:42.098
[SPEAKER_09]: It's got a good point.

01:26:42.479 --> 01:26:44.322
[SPEAKER_10]: So second floor second floor's calf.

01:26:44.622 --> 01:26:46.385
[SPEAKER_10]: Third floor is off limits.

01:26:46.445 --> 01:26:47.527
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe garage you said?

01:26:47.967 --> 01:26:51.793
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, maybe like barking garage for the CEO or something.

01:26:52.027 --> 01:26:55.431
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so Santa, so yeah, okay.

01:26:56.432 --> 01:26:57.793
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you sweet parks to slay there, maybe?

01:26:59.095 --> 01:27:00.616
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't know the logistics of that.

01:27:01.257 --> 01:27:06.823
[SPEAKER_09]: Cashmere has picked up a piece of paper on the ground that you said has all the answers.

01:27:07.584 --> 01:27:11.608
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:27:11.628 --> 01:27:12.229
[SPEAKER_09]: We're ready about it.

01:27:12.269 --> 01:27:18.135
[SPEAKER_09]: She grabbed like a wipe out of her bag and like, doesn't want to touch the industry in paper.

01:27:19.043 --> 01:27:21.747
[SPEAKER_05]: I think if you're watching the live stream, it looks like they're on the roof.

01:27:21.807 --> 01:27:26.974
[SPEAKER_05]: Like the, you can see like the night sky behind this Yeti mask figure.

01:27:27.275 --> 01:27:28.596
[SPEAKER_03]: Are these guys the terrorists?

01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:30.579
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

01:27:30.599 --> 01:27:30.920
[SPEAKER_05]: Slay?

01:27:31.801 --> 01:27:32.001
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

01:27:32.402 --> 01:27:33.423
[SPEAKER_05]: And that seems to be the case.

01:27:33.443 --> 01:27:34.284
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.

01:27:34.304 --> 01:27:34.525
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

01:27:34.625 --> 01:27:36.307
[SPEAKER_03]: So wait, the cops are against slay?

01:27:36.888 --> 01:27:37.949
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.

01:27:37.969 --> 01:27:40.152
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they seem to have been called about them.

01:27:40.413 --> 01:27:41.474
[SPEAKER_03]: Have we done any research?

01:27:41.494 --> 01:27:42.195
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going, Chris Lee?

01:27:43.838 --> 01:27:45.540
[SPEAKER_08]: Do we know Chris was a terrorist?

01:27:45.757 --> 01:27:47.780
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a negative one to insights.

01:27:47.860 --> 01:27:48.361
[SPEAKER_09]: I do, too.

01:27:48.401 --> 01:27:49.403
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't even considered.

01:27:49.763 --> 01:27:50.865
[SPEAKER_10]: Kai is extremely trusting.

01:27:51.205 --> 01:27:53.228
[SPEAKER_10]: Kai is genuinely trying to figure out what is on this sandwich.

01:27:53.629 --> 01:27:54.530
[SPEAKER_05]: I got good idea.

01:27:54.550 --> 01:27:55.692
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:55.712 --> 01:27:56.373
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:56.413 --> 01:27:57.255
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:57.275 --> 01:27:57.715
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:58.136 --> 01:27:58.677
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:58.977 --> 01:27:59.458
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:27:59.478 --> 01:28:01.060
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:01.080 --> 01:28:01.501
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:01.521 --> 01:28:02.162
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:02.182 --> 01:28:03.744
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:03.764 --> 01:28:04.145
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:04.165 --> 01:28:05.267
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:05.287 --> 01:28:06.769
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got good idea.

01:28:08.032 --> 01:28:09.954
[SPEAKER_05]: is clearly does not work here.

01:28:10.035 --> 01:28:14.440
[SPEAKER_05]: He is not wearing like business, casual any type of clothes.

01:28:14.460 --> 01:28:16.883
[SPEAKER_05]: He's wearing a black t-shirt and some gym shorts.

01:28:18.785 --> 01:28:21.429
[SPEAKER_03]: Does the t-shirt have like any slay propaganda on it?

01:28:22.450 --> 01:28:24.873
[SPEAKER_05]: I think if you look closer, you notice that it's inside out.

01:28:25.013 --> 01:28:27.857
[SPEAKER_05]: And there's obviously something on the front.

01:28:27.877 --> 01:28:30.881
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, behind some software company.

01:28:32.162 --> 01:28:32.523
[SPEAKER_08]: Open AI.

01:28:32.643 --> 01:28:35.747
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, let's kill them.

01:28:35.767 --> 01:28:37.549
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Panera draws on him, I think.

01:28:37.715 --> 01:28:40.718
[SPEAKER_10]: Chris Lee wears the bathroom, tell me right now, five, four, three, two, one.

01:28:40.738 --> 01:28:42.339
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fine, it's fine, it's everywhere.

01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:43.060
[SPEAKER_05]: That's for me.

01:28:50.867 --> 01:29:04.060
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

01:29:05.103 --> 01:29:08.187
[SPEAKER_08]: Could he maybe give it one more try now that there's guns involved?

01:29:09.469 --> 01:29:10.250
[SPEAKER_08]: One more try it what?

01:29:11.332 --> 01:29:12.193
[SPEAKER_08]: Where your boys?

01:29:15.277 --> 01:29:16.199
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you being slay?

01:29:16.239 --> 01:29:17.240
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, guys.

01:29:19.083 --> 01:29:20.264
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they're on the roof right now.

01:29:21.065 --> 01:29:21.386
[SPEAKER_08]: Great.

01:29:21.726 --> 01:29:26.994
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, uh, Panera's just going to, uh, I'm not gonna cast anything.

01:29:27.014 --> 01:29:28.336
[SPEAKER_08]: She's just gonna pistol with him.

01:29:28.356 --> 01:29:28.776
[SPEAKER_08]: Side of the head.

01:29:29.838 --> 01:29:30.359
[SPEAKER_05]: He's knocked out.

01:29:31.100 --> 01:29:31.380
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.

01:29:32.744 --> 01:30:02.481
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

01:30:03.575 --> 01:30:15.157
[SPEAKER_05]: I think falling out of Chrisley's pocket when he gets knocked out is like a candy cane that got opened, but it was in his pocket so it's like covered in land and like a legal hair.

01:30:15.739 --> 01:30:16.480
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not touching that.

01:30:17.522 --> 01:30:18.985
[SPEAKER_10]: Singular, but someone will use it.

01:30:20.027 --> 01:30:22.191
[SPEAKER_10]: He has a name, it's Chris.

01:30:24.972 --> 01:30:25.993
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you for that.

01:30:26.053 --> 01:30:26.914
[SPEAKER_10]: What do we find?

01:30:26.934 --> 01:30:28.175
[SPEAKER_10]: What's what's he got going on?

01:30:28.216 --> 01:30:29.797
[SPEAKER_10]: Does he have an elevator pass?

01:30:29.817 --> 01:30:30.578
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's it.

01:30:30.598 --> 01:30:32.300
[SPEAKER_05]: He has one thing.

01:30:32.340 --> 01:30:37.305
[SPEAKER_10]: He has a steam deck with plex media server on it and a happy-used candy cane.

01:30:37.926 --> 01:30:38.587
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he doesn't.

01:30:38.607 --> 01:30:43.372
[SPEAKER_05]: If you, if you like, Mess around on a steam deck, you see that he does one game on it.

01:30:43.712 --> 01:30:44.113
[SPEAKER_05]: What is it?

01:30:44.193 --> 01:30:48.858
[SPEAKER_05]: And power watch simulator.

01:30:49.258 --> 01:30:53.443
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, uh, it's an

01:30:55.617 --> 01:30:58.540
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an emulator that basically just runs Minecraft.

01:30:59.161 --> 01:30:59.541
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:31:00.021 --> 01:31:00.662
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, boo.

01:31:00.702 --> 01:31:01.123
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:31:01.743 --> 01:31:04.026
[SPEAKER_10]: He's made Santa's homey's plaza in Minecraft.

01:31:04.066 --> 01:31:05.107
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that how they plan the heist?

01:31:05.367 --> 01:31:07.409
[SPEAKER_05]: We killed 12-year-old.

01:31:07.429 --> 01:31:07.930
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:31:07.950 --> 01:31:10.993
[SPEAKER_05]: As you guys are going like walking to the elevator, you're like, I'm in.

01:31:12.394 --> 01:31:14.877
[SPEAKER_10]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:31:14.897 --> 01:31:16.038
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, we need to get to the roof.

01:31:16.638 --> 01:31:18.540
[SPEAKER_10]: And I know that's floor 100.

01:31:20.002 --> 01:31:25.067
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we just press the elevator button and see what happens?

01:31:26.414 --> 01:31:28.136
[SPEAKER_03]: and Mage hand cushions won't touch it.

01:31:28.176 --> 01:31:30.618
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's going to Mage hand with that elevator button.

01:31:30.638 --> 01:31:31.038
[SPEAKER_05]: It works.

01:31:31.278 --> 01:31:34.301
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like four elevators here, like all next to each other.

01:31:34.341 --> 01:31:35.022
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, it works.

01:31:35.802 --> 01:31:39.266
[SPEAKER_08]: Even your Mage hand is kind of grossed out by it.

01:31:39.286 --> 01:31:39.746
[SPEAKER_10]: What is the nail?

01:31:39.866 --> 01:31:41.468
[SPEAKER_10]: Where do the nails look like on your Mage hand?

01:31:42.609 --> 01:31:43.710
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, ooh, that's a good question.

01:31:43.770 --> 01:31:45.271
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they are making sure.

01:31:45.291 --> 01:31:46.472
[SPEAKER_10]: A Mage sanitizing wipe.

01:31:48.174 --> 01:31:49.355
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a Mage Burrell.

01:31:50.836 --> 01:31:55.240
[SPEAKER_09]: Casper and Grabs are guitar acts, and then just like on the bus.

01:31:57.194 --> 01:31:58.836
[SPEAKER_09]: as the elevator heads up.

01:31:59.738 --> 01:32:00.479
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we in the elevator?

01:32:01.881 --> 01:32:03.403
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you're just calling it so far.

01:32:03.964 --> 01:32:04.424
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, sorry.

01:32:04.464 --> 01:32:05.886
[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck's gonna jump though.

01:32:05.906 --> 01:32:09.571
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, 12.

01:32:09.591 --> 01:32:09.712
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:32:09.732 --> 01:32:13.697
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you hear like a screeching sound, but it's not coming from your elevator.

01:32:13.797 --> 01:32:16.281
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm sure it's fine.

01:32:16.561 --> 01:32:17.302
[SPEAKER_05]: It's probably chill.

01:32:17.623 --> 01:32:21.328
[SPEAKER_10]: Did they usually make that so I don't know your own garden, you know what I mean?

01:32:22.675 --> 01:32:34.028
[SPEAKER_03]: The one that takes me to my penthouse is like glass all the way through, and so I don't really think, so I think it's also part of my magic, so I've never heard that before.

01:32:36.030 --> 01:32:43.139
[SPEAKER_05]: And welcome back, the boys and girls and all the people of the world to Slays Christmas Eve Bash.

01:32:43.699 --> 01:32:49.025
[SPEAKER_05]: We're here with this is Ashley, she's an elf, she hails from the North Pole.

01:32:49.546 --> 01:32:51.248
[SPEAKER_05]: Ashley tell them how you feel about tonight.

01:32:52.443 --> 01:33:18.045
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so I work here at the North Pole and I've just been kind of observing things for about a year and I think Santa's kind of a jerk I mean like he shows up to work He goes straight to the cafeteria And he does not really care about everybody getting Equal lunchtime He sent me Straight home a couple of times for doing like looking at him in ways that he didn't like and and that's not even getting into Mrs. Claus

01:33:18.835 --> 01:33:19.616
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, yes.

01:33:20.297 --> 01:33:24.862
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, this is another elf who's a little bit disgruntled with all St. Nicholas.

01:33:26.304 --> 01:33:27.826
[SPEAKER_05]: This is Slay, we'll be right back.

01:33:28.326 --> 01:33:33.372
[SPEAKER_05]: And then GIFT chimes back in with another sick Christmas beat.

01:33:34.574 --> 01:33:36.456
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we roll religion?

01:33:36.536 --> 01:33:37.657
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the Santa Claus role?

01:33:37.677 --> 01:33:40.421
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.

01:33:40.441 --> 01:33:42.784
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that.

01:33:42.804 --> 01:33:43.264
[SPEAKER_03]: You see, he's a noddle.

01:33:43.284 --> 01:33:44.826
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he actually an asshole?

01:33:47.675 --> 01:33:49.477
[SPEAKER_03]: Sissy is not good at this, by the way.

01:33:49.517 --> 01:33:50.599
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an 11 plus zero.

01:33:50.659 --> 01:33:51.861
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if anybody else is eating.

01:33:52.121 --> 01:33:53.463
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a minus one, do we?

01:33:53.483 --> 01:33:54.204
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a flat 19.

01:33:54.224 --> 01:33:54.424
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey.

01:33:55.546 --> 01:33:56.206
[SPEAKER_05]: Three for Chuck.

01:33:57.368 --> 01:34:01.093
[SPEAKER_05]: I think Chuck is holding back your urge to jump.

01:34:02.074 --> 01:34:02.675
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:34:02.695 --> 01:34:04.978
[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck's speaking about how your sounds are quite a hot.

01:34:05.619 --> 01:34:15.252
[SPEAKER_05]: Sissy, I think you might be thinking something along the lines of like, well, like, Santa's super famous, sometimes he's like in a rush, maybe like he disgruntled somebody along the way.

01:34:15.974 --> 01:34:26.087
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, kind of this sounds, you must be really tight with Santa, um, this is kind of like pretty deeply affected by this, like, this is not true.

01:34:26.307 --> 01:34:27.929
[SPEAKER_10]: This is not who Santa is.

01:34:27.949 --> 01:34:31.974
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, this is very clearly, this is, uh, this is slanderous.

01:34:31.994 --> 01:34:33.076
[SPEAKER_10]: This is not who Satanic is.

01:34:33.136 --> 01:34:33.696
[SPEAKER_10]: We know him.

01:34:33.997 --> 01:34:34.598
[SPEAKER_10]: We know Mrs.

01:34:34.678 --> 01:34:35.359
[SPEAKER_10]: Clause.

01:34:35.379 --> 01:34:43.669
[SPEAKER_09]: We can't let them say these things about him.

01:34:44.543 --> 01:34:57.605
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just so frustrating because he's so good and people don't like pure goodness in the world anymore He's such a kind person and he gives toys to everyone whether they've to serve them or not And here's a little aside.

01:34:57.846 --> 01:35:01.853
[SPEAKER_10]: They do deserve them everyone deserves them It's not based on the merit or the way that you act.

01:35:02.153 --> 01:35:06.180
[SPEAKER_10]: It's based on who you are you're a person you deserve

01:35:08.287 --> 01:35:12.295
[SPEAKER_05]: I think people are really tuning in for this live stream.

01:35:12.695 --> 01:35:15.240
[SPEAKER_05]: Cyanine, will you make a persuasion check?

01:35:15.801 --> 01:35:19.749
[SPEAKER_09]: We are live stream because going up the elevator to fight.

01:35:19.769 --> 01:35:21.532
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't even, guys, we don't even have to go.

01:35:21.552 --> 01:35:24.237
[SPEAKER_09]: We can fight them online.

01:35:24.807 --> 01:35:25.789
[SPEAKER_09]: We can't go home.

01:35:26.170 --> 01:35:27.232
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the new battlefield.

01:35:28.174 --> 01:35:34.766
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's probably made more impactful because Kiani's makeup is a little bit a little bit tear-streaked from crying over the bus earlier.

01:35:35.047 --> 01:35:37.932
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, has to be.

01:35:38.073 --> 01:35:41.820
[SPEAKER_10]: So that's a 24, it's a 19 plus five in Persuasion.

01:35:42.273 --> 01:35:50.588
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think you see, uh, well, Casimir would see that there are people in the live chat, like, yeah, I was feeling a little bit weird about this.

01:35:50.689 --> 01:35:52.672
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, who is lay anyway?

01:35:52.712 --> 01:35:55.497
[SPEAKER_05]: If they were our friends, why would they be wearing masks?

01:35:56.900 --> 01:35:58.944
[SPEAKER_07]: It's Ashley, who just talked about it.

01:35:58.964 --> 01:36:01.508
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:36:01.528 --> 01:36:02.410
[SPEAKER_05]: She's back.

01:36:02.430 --> 01:36:04.534
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Ellen, sorry, uh,

01:36:05.240 --> 01:36:10.407
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, Elton John comments on the livestream like, yeah, I knew that I trusted Santa.

01:36:10.427 --> 01:36:11.368
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:36:11.388 --> 01:36:12.009
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to blow it up.

01:36:12.029 --> 01:36:13.051
[SPEAKER_10]: Trust a juice.

01:36:13.491 --> 01:36:14.413
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'd be kind of sees it.

01:36:14.493 --> 01:36:15.094
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, hey, Elton.

01:36:15.294 --> 01:36:15.594
[SPEAKER_10]: Hi.

01:36:16.335 --> 01:36:17.357
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, are we still on for next week?

01:36:17.697 --> 01:36:17.997
[SPEAKER_10]: Let me know.

01:36:18.018 --> 01:36:18.358
[SPEAKER_10]: Tell me.

01:36:19.099 --> 01:36:19.319
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:36:19.339 --> 01:36:23.665
[SPEAKER_05]: In the like stream of messages in the livestream, like, still good.

01:36:25.668 --> 01:36:25.848
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.

01:36:25.868 --> 01:36:26.289
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all right.

01:36:26.309 --> 01:36:27.751
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just the thumbs up emoji.

01:36:28.352 --> 01:36:28.452
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:36:28.472 --> 01:36:30.775
[SPEAKER_07]: That would be so fast.

01:36:31.818 --> 01:36:45.878
[SPEAKER_05]: We get to a part as this elevator is going up where, uh, the, uh, the, uh,

01:36:47.309 --> 01:36:49.572
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess the walls around the elevator transparent.

01:36:49.632 --> 01:36:50.694
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a glass portion.

01:36:51.074 --> 01:37:00.688
[SPEAKER_05]: And you see, like, there's so much of you see this massive workshop where there are elves everywhere that are just frozen in place.

01:37:00.948 --> 01:37:02.751
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, ice is covering their skin.

01:37:02.771 --> 01:37:08.759
[SPEAKER_05]: But there's probably like a hundred elves in here who are just completely frozen.

01:37:09.059 --> 01:37:09.520
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

01:37:10.642 --> 01:37:13.986
[SPEAKER_05]: Is the elevator stopping here or are we just like, it's still going up.

01:37:14.006 --> 01:37:15.949
[SPEAKER_05]: This is just something that you witness on your way up.

01:37:17.870 --> 01:37:19.757
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, it's supposed to be working.

01:37:23.751 --> 01:37:28.588
[SPEAKER_08]: Can we see as we pass like is there anything visually different about the mother than they're just not moving?

01:37:30.155 --> 01:37:43.893
[SPEAKER_05]: You would notice that one is moving among the rest, except this one is exceptionally hairy, has like white for coming out of their pores now.

01:37:44.934 --> 01:37:46.976
[SPEAKER_05]: You see that there's like a hot chocolate stand in here.

01:37:46.996 --> 01:37:52.223
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, but it's like a normal, no, in the like facts are there.

01:37:52.243 --> 01:37:57.630
[SPEAKER_05]: Let Chuck or Carter.

01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:05.289
[SPEAKER_05]: And unless you guys stop it, it goes all the way up to Bing or 100.

01:38:05.430 --> 01:38:07.092
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, fuck.

01:38:07.713 --> 01:38:08.314
[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck's feet.

01:38:08.334 --> 01:38:09.476
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought we were going to hit the ground.

01:38:10.617 --> 01:38:10.858
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.

01:38:10.878 --> 01:38:11.979
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, what happens?

01:38:12.841 --> 01:38:13.722
[SPEAKER_05]: Chuck, do you jump?

01:38:14.483 --> 01:38:14.944
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what?

01:38:14.964 --> 01:38:16.426
[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck's feet just now hit the ground.

01:38:18.649 --> 01:38:19.290
[SPEAKER_07]: She dropped it at one.

01:38:21.053 --> 01:38:21.974
[SPEAKER_07]: She has slow fall.

01:38:22.415 --> 01:38:22.635
[SPEAKER_07]: So.

01:38:24.718 --> 01:38:27.162
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you gently landed on the ground.

01:38:28.120 --> 01:38:35.072
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, this causes, this causes extreme questions about physics.

01:38:35.693 --> 01:38:37.537
[SPEAKER_03]: So many questions, elevators moving up.

01:38:38.238 --> 01:38:39.160
[SPEAKER_03]: That's magic.

01:38:39.540 --> 01:38:39.801
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

01:38:39.841 --> 01:38:42.325
[SPEAKER_09]: It's magic.

01:38:42.566 --> 01:38:44.509
[SPEAKER_07]: We could talk physics if you want.

01:38:45.130 --> 01:38:50.238
[SPEAKER_09]: I definitely thought we were going to try and press every button and make gauge described.

01:38:50.258 --> 01:38:55.146
[SPEAKER_09]: All 100 offers, office building force.

01:38:57.990 --> 01:38:59.713
[SPEAKER_05]: If you give me a second, I can't do that.

01:38:59.733 --> 01:39:02.397
[SPEAKER_05]: But you do get this through.

01:39:02.517 --> 01:39:03.599
[SPEAKER_09]: This is HR.

01:39:03.659 --> 01:39:05.281
[SPEAKER_09]: It's pretty tame.

01:39:05.321 --> 01:39:08.286
[SPEAKER_09]: They have the cure rig.

01:39:09.616 --> 01:39:11.238
[SPEAKER_05]: international relations.

01:39:11.999 --> 01:39:13.141
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:39:13.761 --> 01:39:14.482
[SPEAKER_05]: You get to the roof.

01:39:14.863 --> 01:39:25.577
[SPEAKER_05]: The elevators doors open and, you know, there's like a big circle with the H on it for, no, there's a big circle with the S on it for where Santa Slay typically lives.

01:39:25.597 --> 01:39:25.757
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

01:39:25.777 --> 01:39:26.018
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

01:39:26.759 --> 01:39:30.143
[SPEAKER_05]: And other than that, nobody is here.

01:39:33.247 --> 01:39:36.872
[SPEAKER_05]: I think if you get out and look around the city.

01:39:37.696 --> 01:39:42.263
[SPEAKER_05]: You would actually see that lights are slowly going out.

01:39:42.283 --> 01:39:44.346
[SPEAKER_05]: Their Christmas lights, the people are turning off.

01:39:45.608 --> 01:39:48.252
[SPEAKER_04]: No, what?

01:39:48.272 --> 01:39:48.953
[SPEAKER_06]: What?

01:39:49.694 --> 01:39:58.006
[SPEAKER_10]: I think this causes a physical reaction in tiny to see so many people just like turning their back on the Christmas spirit.

01:39:58.327 --> 01:40:01.872
[SPEAKER_10]: Tonight of all nights, this is the night when everybody should have their Christmas tree lit.

01:40:01.912 --> 01:40:07.180
[SPEAKER_10]: Even if you're a screw, you've got it lit on the 24th of December,

01:40:07.767 --> 01:40:09.029
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, man, what are we up against?

01:40:10.851 --> 01:40:25.771
[SPEAKER_05]: As you check the livestream, it is in the middle of a clip where muscular man is yelling in a Christmas themed room about Santa killing his son.

01:40:25.791 --> 01:40:30.197
[SPEAKER_05]: They're broadcasting this to everyone on their live.

01:40:31.579 --> 01:40:36.205
[SPEAKER_05]: And you can literally see the physical effect of the Christmas spirit of the world.

01:40:36.809 --> 01:40:37.510
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.

01:40:38.191 --> 01:40:38.992
[SPEAKER_07]: This is my fault.

01:40:42.257 --> 01:41:06.310
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

01:41:06.880 --> 01:41:10.107
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we need to roll to figure out where these guys are?

01:41:11.350 --> 01:41:12.553
[SPEAKER_05]: You could roll a perception check.

01:41:14.016 --> 01:41:20.611
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there like a tech roll to figure out where they're streaming from, like a, they have their location on.

01:41:20.771 --> 01:41:22.856
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, for hacking, perception, maybe?

01:41:23.096 --> 01:41:23.718
[SPEAKER_05]: For a drawer?

01:41:23.738 --> 01:41:26.644
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, let's do a perception check.

01:41:27.316 --> 01:41:32.388
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm watched again, y'all, so she's in her nails.

01:41:32.408 --> 01:41:35.154
[SPEAKER_03]: Because she thinks she's a different one when the mage hand pressed the button.

01:41:35.455 --> 01:41:39.745
[SPEAKER_03]: Somehow it chipped her nail.

01:41:39.765 --> 01:41:46.000
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, what?

01:41:49.186 --> 01:41:53.855
[SPEAKER_08]: So I created, so Penaera, I think Penaera, here's what I think is happening right now.

01:41:54.275 --> 01:42:02.330
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Penaera looks to the sky and her eyes go black with little green numbers going across them.

01:42:03.773 --> 01:42:11.667
[SPEAKER_08]: As she's staring at the sky, all of a sudden she just goes,

01:42:13.857 --> 01:42:21.972
[SPEAKER_08]: And she exits her body and floats through the stars and sits on gauges shoulder here in his computer.

01:42:21.992 --> 01:42:27.984
[SPEAKER_08]: And she nuzzles up into his beard and she says, Where are they streaming this room?

01:42:28.004 --> 01:42:29.126
[SPEAKER_08]: You have to be honest.

01:42:29.286 --> 01:42:33.774
[SPEAKER_05]: And I tell her the 30th floor.

01:42:34.436 --> 01:42:36.119
[SPEAKER_08]: And then do you kiss her on the forehead?

01:42:36.139 --> 01:42:36.760
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:42:37.195 --> 01:42:41.439
[SPEAKER_10]: How do you feel about seeing your, seeing like your children like this?

01:42:42.820 --> 01:42:43.321
[SPEAKER_08]: Creation.

01:42:43.401 --> 01:42:44.682
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not benevolent, father.

01:42:45.783 --> 01:42:54.251
[SPEAKER_08]: And then as she, as she unwarves through the sky and comes back into her body, she says, uh, you mistake.

01:42:56.953 --> 01:42:59.115
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, did you do it again?

01:42:59.175 --> 01:43:05.862
[SPEAKER_08]: You guys can't ever ask me about what's happened, but I know with it.

01:43:05.882 --> 01:43:06.342
[SPEAKER_08]: How?

01:43:07.587 --> 01:43:08.088
[SPEAKER_08]: What did I?

01:43:08.168 --> 01:43:09.089
[SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly God.

01:43:09.109 --> 01:43:10.851
[SPEAKER_03]: He just said, but you can't ask her.

01:43:10.911 --> 01:43:11.912
[SPEAKER_08]: It's okay.

01:43:12.313 --> 01:43:13.614
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a pretty old woman again.

01:43:13.654 --> 01:43:18.540
[SPEAKER_08]: After what happened to my parents, I think this is.

01:43:18.560 --> 01:43:18.960
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:43:19.001 --> 01:43:19.721
[SPEAKER_07]: Also, a heads up.

01:43:19.781 --> 01:43:21.263
[SPEAKER_07]: Chuck has bountiful luck.

01:43:21.524 --> 01:43:23.506
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you roll a one, you can roll again.

01:43:23.566 --> 01:43:27.451
[SPEAKER_07]: So since you can roll again, if you want, just to praise everybody, I'm getting the botch.

01:43:27.571 --> 01:43:28.592
[SPEAKER_07]: See if you can talk to God.

01:43:29.273 --> 01:43:30.494
[SPEAKER_03]: It fits so well.

01:43:31.696 --> 01:43:32.016
[SPEAKER_03]: It fits so well.

01:43:32.036 --> 01:43:34.399
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the two precepts and botches in a row.

01:43:35.220 --> 01:43:37.122
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't do it.

01:43:37.726 --> 01:43:45.914
[SPEAKER_05]: What the rest of the group does here is allowed screeching sound as you turn and the elevator falls behind you.

01:43:45.934 --> 01:43:46.935
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.

01:43:47.315 --> 01:43:55.043
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you hear more crashes at different intervals, maybe like a second separates each one.

01:43:56.424 --> 01:43:56.685
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't, don't.

01:43:56.705 --> 01:44:02.230
[SPEAKER_05]: And then on the live, you hear Blitz Kringle say, but don't worry, everyone.

01:44:02.650 --> 01:44:05.353
[SPEAKER_05]: Even though Santa seems to have abandoned us,

01:44:05.924 --> 01:44:07.106
[SPEAKER_05]: Got a little show for you tonight.

01:44:07.567 --> 01:44:24.483
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone, look up in the sky and you can feel rumbling beneath your feet as thousands of fireworks explode beneath the roof.

01:44:25.545 --> 01:44:26.768
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.