Episodes

If you’re going to hit Lord Bartholomew, you’d better be certain to do it right. You’re going to need a crew full of psychopaths, just as crazy as you are. You’ll definitely need at least one highly-persuasive chef, a nightmare-stricken nerd with a little metal buddy, the largest folk musician on this side of the Talenta Plains, minimum one exhausted salesman with the power of a dragon in his veins, and the sneakiest lil fella anyone has ever seen. If you can manage to pull together a crew like ...

After you fight an ancient elemental demon capable of total destruction, there are a few things you simply must do. First, you have to engage in a productive chat with any nearby minions in order to smooth over the rising tension. That’s gonna be uncomfortable, but really it’s the polite thing to do. Then, you absolutely must get the lay of the land. Really explore the space, see what the vibes are like now that conflict has been resolved. And third, you gotta head on out, hit the old dusty trai...

You ever tried to cut a deal with an ancient and powerful fire elemental? Turns out, they’re not very business savvy. In this episode, we attempt to gather enough horsepower to gas up an entire airship, we flail blindly while searching for any potential motivation for a flaming demon to make a deal, and we learn just how important and helpful it can be when your most flexible party member attempts to Lip Sync For Their Life. Join us as we stumble blindly straight into yet ANOTHER life or death s...

Bask in the glory of conquest! Revel in victory! Ding dong, the Groka is dead! Gather the spoils of war, ride through the night in wonderful jubilee, and save your cursed brother-in-law! Wait, what? Oh yeah, there are, like, problems we still have to deal with. Turns out we may have kicked off an eensy weensy little vampire civil war? In this episode, we try to solve some long-running mysteries, we meet the arbiter of so many of our woes, and we figure out the next steps for our band of adventur...

What the Groka did you just Groking say about me, you little Boogeyman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer’s Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Skeletons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top bowman in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Groka out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Eberron, mark my Groking words....

Somebody call Earth, Wind, and Fire because we’re gonna groove tonight! When an ancient zoo curator offers to let you ride her giant frog into the swamplands in order to make it deep into the heart of the hot and dry “oasisn’t,” you don’t say no. That's just common knowledge. We’ve got frosted tips, dream-based revelations, and a crew of WereCroc party Bouncers who can’t even read their own guest list. And did I forget to mention we come face to face with a horrifying creature of legend? Side no...

Life doesn’t often bring along people who are genuinely good. People who are kind hearted, generous, and fun to be around. These types of people will help you in times of need, feed you when you’re hungry, and lift your spirits when you’re feeling down. Common wisdom would be to hold on tight to a person like this and never let go. So of course, we’re going to try and steal from her. This episode has pocket dimensions, mysterious visions, delicious food and ingredients, and even a fire-belching ...

Every once in a while, you get to just spend a nice afternoon with your friends. The weather is perfect, the air smells crisp and fresh, and there are so many beautiful sights to just take in and remind you how wonderful it is to be alive. This episode could have stayed like that. It really could have. Everything would have been perfect. But instead, wouldn’t you know it: The consequences of our actions. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyabl...

Get in, losers! We’re going shopping! But first, we should probably finish dealing with that giant Zombodile, I guess. Glint has a dream, reflections in a mirror require deep introspection from Fiddles, our elf friends might actually be stupid, and Sue gets to impart some culinary knowledge to a Krent. The biggest question for this week: Can we persuade a small business owner to separate from a very important body part? Only time will tell. Also pressing "play". Imagine Dungeons is an actual-pl...

Do you like chameleons? Do you like magic brownies? How about rage-fueled bloodmatches? Perfect. Oh, no reason. Just wondering. In this one, we find some jewelery, Glint tells his first ever secret, and Ridley has a… questionable beverage. Not to mention some of the most heart-pumping, adrenaline spiking music that’s ever been written for a podcast with a Tortle in a necktie. Get ready, because this one is a doozy! Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story ...

You know what they say: fourteen thumbs are better than ten! Thankfully we've got a surplus of thumbs in this episode, along with an overabundance of "little guys". But that's not all! Fiddlesticks learns that you can, in fact, hide your lyin' eyes! Donny sings another song! Leadhead gets his own room (and a hat)! Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world ...

Just when you think you know somebody, they turn around and try to kidnap an all-powerful wizard from his home through force and violence. You just can’t trust anybody these days. There’s more loot, friendships grow stronger, and Chili’s comes into play. Not to mention lots of magic, family grievances, and fighting (and trying not to die) in this one. Fortunately, nothing can stop the greatest adventurers in the world! Unfortunately, we are not them. And it turns out a whole bunch of stuff can s...

What do you get when a group of adventurers meets a mysterious wizard’s tower? Turns out, kind of a disaster. In this episode, you'll find a heartfelt moment between a grizzled songsmith and a nervous inventor, a (very) cool nephew with an even cooler vibe, plenty of delicious loot to slurp right up, and LOTS of dangerous predicaments from which to attempt escape. All for the low low price of FREE! Don’t say we never did anything for you…unless you own all the stuff we stole. In which case, “our...

*knock knock* Housekeeping! We’ve got some level-em-ups, a mysterious dream sequence, and even a hot, fresh Donny track! Not to mention plenty of new spells, skills, and abilities. After the juicy level-ups, our crew finds themselves on an island with a large, mystical tower. What awaits our adventurers in the gigantic abode? How much is a baseball cap worth? And why are we all finding ourselves hopelessly attracted to this handsome fox-man? Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragon...

Out of the frying pan and into a different, hotter frying pan; there’s not much time to rest before some serious decisions have to be made. When faced with the prospect of eternal servitude to a Vampirate crew, our adventurers must take their fates into their own hands. The gang determines what to do about their Vampirate problem, Leadhead proves his *metal*, and something’s weird about Glint. Like, in addition to all of the other weird stuff. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Drago...

It’s a fight episode! Our fledgling crew never seems to grow tired of finding new ways to get into pretty big trouble. Not only is there a nightmarish number of giant spiders to battle, there’s also a raging inferno to dodge, and an ancient and powerful artifact to be discovered. Also in this episode: Glint finds his courage, there may or may not be a cryptic message, and sometimes giant spiders store things in their…butt pockets? Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast...

Something sinister stirs beneath the ruins of an ancient abbey as our heroes are hounded by skittering and screeching arachnid adversaries! Meanwhile, on the surface, a group of treasure hunters invites the party to participate in their search for a valuable artifact. Will our heroes join forces with this crew of mysterious miscreants or will they find themselves enwebbed by the spider’s silken snares? Also, here’s a free adventuring tip for you: never eat potato soup before a stealth check. Im...

PART TWO OF OUR TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE Our heroes have uncovered a terrible truth about their captors — and about the mark on their wrists. Now, they must embark on a mission to a nearby ruined abbey to prove their loyalty to their new captain. What secrets lay buried beneath the ruins? And, perhaps more importantly, is there any way to take some of this potato soup to go? Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of the...

PART ONE OF OUR TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why they’ve been captured, who has done the capturing, and where the hell these socks came from… Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyo...

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions. Then, prepare to enter a fantastical world of imagination as our players are sucked into the Game World and we find our heroes in the most unlikely of places: a non-canon Speed Dating N...

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret! If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we sincerely think you will love Imagine Dungeons. The world and characters we've created together have already become such a vibrant and important par...